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    Everything you need to know in Emergencies

    http://www.preparingforemergencies.co.uk/

    I've just spent 5 minutes looking through this site, someone has spent a lot of hard work and effort on this and its superb

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    That's fantastic
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    I particularly like "children are the biggest fire hazard in the home so consider having them adopted"
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    If you are involved in any emergency it is important to:

    * Run like hell, particularly if you caused the emergency.
    * Trample all others in your desperate attempt to escape.
    * Loot on the way out.

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    that's pure gold love it

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    Thats wicked - emailing to every manager here right now!

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    That site is pure genius. The governments response to it is even funnier

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    That's fantastic. Anybody who doesn't realise the parody deserved to be cleansed of the gene pool anyway...
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    Quote Originally Posted by that website
    Emergency contact details

    999, dumbass. I mean, seriously, do you really need a whole web page to tell you to dial 999?
    ROFLMFAO !!!

    Quality Answer indeed

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