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    Talking Words of Wisdom

    The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house. --Jeff Foxworthy


    Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to
    keep your mouth shut.
    --Ernest Hemmingway


    Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
    --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill

    Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
    --His reply

    Approach both love and cooking with reckless abandon.

    Never cut what you can untie.

    It is best to remain silent and let one think you a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

    Always try to be modest. And be damn proud of it!

    Don't be a sexist, broads hate that.

    If you can't take the heat, don't tickle the dragon.

    The first step in getting out of a hole, is to stop digging

    To do is to be. -Descartes
    To be is to do. -Voltaire
    Do be do be do. -Frank Sinatra

    I like feminists; I think they're cute.

    The surest way to improve one's looks is to go into a chat room.

    When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.

    He who laughs last probably made a back-up.

    This website looks best when viewed on CompanyTime

    The saddest moment in a person's life comes but once.

    Go out on a limb, you might like the view.

    Happiness is not the absence of problems, but rather the ability to deal with them.

    Speak the truth, but leave immediately after. -- Slovenian proverb

    Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

    Beauty : The power with which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.

    Beauty Parlor : A place where women curl up and dye.

    Bank : A place that will lend you money if you can prove you don't need it.

    And finally,

    Always remember,

    Your computer may beat you in chess, but never in kickboxing!



    Anyone have any 'gems' to share for the benefit of all?
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    The problem with common sense is that it's not so common

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    This one amused me the most:

    Quote Originally Posted by Galant
    I like feminists; I think they're cute.


    Hmmm... you get out of life what you put in... boring, but oh so true!

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    Very good they are :d

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    bah @ Howard.. I was going to at that one.. tis very very funny...

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