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    Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese

    Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese.

    There are 5 people in my family so one of them must be Chinese. It's either my mum or my Dad --- or my older brother Colin --- or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu



    but I think it's Colin.

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    Re: Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese

    What if...you're the one?
    Dun, dun, DUUUNNNNNN

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    Re: Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese

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    Re: Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese

    Conversely, four out of five are not.
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    Re: Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese

    So every 4 out of 5 are not people who live in china are not Chinese, that's 1 hell of a immigration problem, no wonder they are only allowed 1 child each.

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    Re: Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese

    So every 4 out of 5 are not people who live in china are not Chinese
    my brain exploded

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    Re: Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese

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    So every 4 out of 5 are not people who live in china are not Chinese
    my brain exploded
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBCyXZRoQy0

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    Re: Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese

    I shall not waste a good joke on you lot ever again.

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    Re: Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese

    It's taken you long enough to realise that it's all futile hasn't it?

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    Re: Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese

    Quote Originally Posted by Zak33 View Post
    I shall not waste a good joke on you lot ever again.
    No harm done then. No good jokes have been wasted

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    Re: Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese

    Is that true, 20% of the worlds population is Chinese? o.O

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    Re: Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese

    Quote Originally Posted by Zak33 View Post
    I shall not waste a good joke on you lot ever again.
    I liked it Zak. A Tommy Cooper original I think?

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    Re: Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese

    Quote Originally Posted by Zak33 View Post
    but I think it's Colin.
    You mean Corin, right? Funnily enough, I have a friend called Corin. He's not Chinese though.
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