Religions of the World

[Spunkey]

the clean version for the kiddies around

Taoism: Crap happens.
Buddhism: If crap happens, it's not really crap.
Zen: What is the sound of crap happening?
Confusianism: Confucius says: crap happens
Islam: If crap happens, take a hostage.
Protestantism: Crap happens because you don't work hard enough.
Catholicism: Crap happens because you're bad.
Judaism: Why does crap always happen to us?
Hare Krishna: Crap happens rama rama.
TV Evangalism: Send more crap.
Atheism: No crap.
Hedonism: There's nothing like a good crap happening.
Jehovahs Witness: Knock, knock, crap happens.
Christian Science: Crap happens in your mind.
Agnosticism: Maybe crap happens, maybe it doesn't.
Stoicism: This crap doesn't bother me
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this crap.

[Flash]

hahaha that really is crap

[shiato storm]

mate of mine had that on a t-shirt...funny

[Moonshade]

Yeah, I would also make a t-shirt out of that . If I had money, which is a issue for me right now

[DRI]

Ah crap, I'm Hindu & it's not crap enough to geat a mention.......that's crap

[Galant]

Hinduism: 333,000,000 different types of crap.

There ya go!