Just had one of those mornings - Friday I caught a flu-type bug that knocked the stuffing out of me all weekend, just when I thought I was over it I wake up this morning with a headache , the mother of all sore throats
and a serious need to sleep forever.
So I ooze out of bed 10 minutes after my alarm deadline and have a shave, unfortunately in my semi catatonic state I leave one of the bathroom cabinet glass doors wide open and I turn to grab a towel and turned back driving the corner of the glass door into my temple, leaving a sizeable cut and bruise.
So I stagger into work and go about setting my laptop up on my desk, one of my colleagues notices after 10 minutes the side of my head and asks
'What happened !?!'
'She wouldn't stay underwater' I replied
The room went silent..
...I think this lot need to get used to me