The Hexus Christmas story

[0iD]

Well we've not done a random story thread for aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages. So it's about time we had a bit of silliness. For those new to this kinda thang, just add one line at a time to keep the story moving & random. Usual rules of taste & decency apply, no swearing etc etc.

So..

"Twas the night before Christmas and all in the HEXUS house was still but..."

[CAT-THE-FIFTH]

"a Moose gatecrashed the party hunting for teacakes and instead ended up entangled in the Christmas tree..."

[Dareos]

.. and when Santa visited the Hexus house that night, he plugged in the fairy lights to see if the mooses nose would glow red like rudolph's...

[g8ina]

but sadly, the Moose's nose was DC and the rest of the lights were AC

[melon]

but sadly, the Moose's nose was DC and the rest of the lights were AC

" oh mooo ", said moose as hung from the tree while he looked back at santa who was clapping his knees .

HO HO HO said Santa , " you are bright moose " would like some more cake to give your currents a boost ?

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[TeePee]

Now it happened that Santa was a reindeer short, having completed his FAA check flight earlier in the day, including a simulated engine failure...

[Dareos]

.. So, what with Santa being a pragmatic sort of chap, he dragged the christmas tree, moose and all, up the chimney, battering the poor moose's head against the chimney wall all the way to the top,. where he promptly strapped a jetpack to the befuddled moose's back and cracked his whip...

[Ferral]

Due to the cold and the scraping of the chimney the mooses ears lit up like headlights with a healthy red festive glow and Santas sleigh started to glide along the icy HEXUS roof....

[Russ]

after checking the admins off the nice list, the sleigh rose upwards, into the mist..

[deejayburnout]

Santa, then turned up the heaters to Max, checked the Flux capacitor was.... Fluxing and punched in the coordinates he needed.

[rox0r]

Unfortunately Santa was using Apple Maps to check his coordinates....

[peterb]

but the moose gave a google of joy as he knew where to go

[Ferral]

as the moose climbed to a safe altitude he flew into a blizzard losing all sense of direction

[Dareos]

and a low flying out of control cessna took off one of the moose's antlers in a mid air collision (i can't see this ending well for the moose...)

[peterb]

All looked bad for the moose until a passing frog took some parts from the Cessna and ribbeted the antler back on. Quick as a flash drive, control was regained, and the hard drive towards the NEXT station continued.

[sammyc]

Moving through the night sky, Santa started to scan through his itinerary - he had the feeling he was missing something crucial.. ah, I'm quite abit early! he pondered, it's not even Advent yet! - why have I set off when it's only Movember?