Fav Simpsons Character and Quote

[Areku]

http://tim.rawle.org/simpsons/chars.htm

My favs

Ralph Wiggum

Quote :"Hello Prinimpciple Skinner. Hello Supernintendo Chalmers."

Hows about you people's?

[Jiff Lemon]

Bit obvious really.....

[Tumble]

lol.. Mine has be Homer and the "Twenty Dollars!!! I wanted a peanut.. "

[XTR]

Homer has gotta be the greatest!!! DOH!!!!

http://osiris.sund.ac.uk/cc0cba/

hummm wonder if that still works.... old website i made years ago.............. while at uni.............

[Blub2k]

hummm wonder if that still works.... old website i made years ago.............. while at uni.............

Sorry, the page you were looking for could not be found.

[Allen]

Nope, don't work.

Homer is the best though! Definately!

Fave quote? Too many. The numerous 'D'oh's when the clones are falling into the gorge was pretty hilarious!

[GreenPiggy]

Homer: He has all the money in the world, but there's one thing he can't buy.
Marge: What's that?
Homer: (pause) A dinosaur.

[Rythmic]

Last night's 'Itchy and Scratchy Show' was, without a doubt, the worst episode ever. Rest assured, I was on the internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.

[Ravens Nest]

Bet you cant quess mine either

I could crush him like an ant. But it would be too easy. No, revenge is a dish best served cold. I'll bide my time until ... Oh, what the hell. I'll just crush him like an ant.

And my second favourite is..

Well, that's odd ... I've just robbed a man of his livelihood, and yet I feel strangely empty. Tell you what, Smithers - have him beaten to a pulp.

And the third is my sig..

[Howard]

LMAO. Homer. Without a doubt. And all those clones... Lol.

"Hey, who's picking up the tab for the beer?"
"LENNY!!
"Anything for Homers!"


The best quote of all time however...

"Son, people die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, goodnight."


Or:

"I don't apologise to people, Marge. I'm sorry but it's just the way I am."

"I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around the city, keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, 'The bus that couldn't slow down'."

Edit:

"Operator, get me the number for 911!"

[GreenPiggy]

Homer: Stealing! How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain what's-his-name? We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you?

[XTR]

http://osiris.sund.ac.uk/~cc0cba/

ahhh still works.. i missed the ~ out

[dkmech]

Apu: "Please don't offer my god a peanut."
Too many to remember

[midzt]

Yup, mines Homer aswell. Guess which quote. hmmmmmmm

[Spunkey]

Comic Book Guy: "Allow me to summarise the proposed transaction; you wish to purchase Bonestorm for 99 cents. Net profit to me, negative $59. *opens cash register* Oh, wont you please take my $59, i dont want it. *Bart reaches to grab the $59* ah, ah, ah seen as we are unfamiliar with sarcasm, i shall close the register at this point, and state that 99 cent is the rental price."

"Must end life in classic Lorne Green pose from Battlestar... Galactica....... Best.... death............... ever"

[ajbrun]

Ralph is my favourite - he just says soooooo many daft things!