seeking the collective wit of the hexus forums

[directhex]

the personal domain i've been working on needs a random tagline.

the tagline is of the format "<website domain involving apes and boxes> - because <something witty>"

for example:

...because badgers wouldn't fit
...because they were on special offer
...because the wardrobe's full of giraffes

any more? keep them short

[Richdog]

...because gophers and plastic bags weren't available.

...because the bears hated tight spaces.

...because the kangaroos are fed up of boxing.

[CrapshoT]

because men and bags don't mix.
because monkey box-ing is better than monkey tennis.

[MAS]

...because we couldn't afford Dean Gaffney

[mr_anderson187]

because kung-fu kangraoos arent safe

[Zak33]

...because an Ape is not just for Christmas

...because Eric is Half a Bee

...because grApes are too juicy

...because really random is really rare

[Zak33]

you lot are really fuinny you know. KungFoo Kangaroos is superb

[aeonf242]

....because I got it free in a Christmas Cracker

....because if apes had guns bananas would need helmets

[Nick]

because FedEx don't like airholes

because square Chimps stack better

because it beats flossing a rhino

because its more fun than bubble wrap

all because the lady loves Chimp Tray

[Jonny M]

because ebuyer sent 150 when I ordered 1

[directhex]

thanks guys, that's 22 in the tags.txt file

[petrefax]

..because the tractor on the bus went munch, munch, munch
..because nobody appreciates a dirty hovercraft

/off topic
(btw - excellent sig there privatepyle )

[CrapshoT]

because people prefer fresh,chimps and mushy b's
(fish,chips and mushy peas)

[yamangman]

...because it was an inconveniently long walk to the mere with a brick, length of rope and a hessian sack

[Russ]

....because i shave my head do you understand?

[stytagm]

<website domain involving apes and boxes> - because <something witty>

Because the hamsters escaped.
because marsupials and boxes would be silly.
because time can't pass quickly enough.
because we couldn't survive without it.


...I think I've got the "because" sorted but the witty bit is really giving me grief