How Chav are you?

[midzt]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,5-2004431204,00.html

A quiz

I am:
26-50: You are a chav-lite. Time to pile on the Burberry and release your inner chav.

[Howard]

8/50. Lol.

[Michael]

4 points...

[MAS]

The Sun asking if you're chav? Hahaha...

'10-25: Not even close. Have you ever heard of youth culture?'

[Knoxville]

3 points, and thats just because I spike my hair...

[GreenPiggy]

10-25: Not even close. Have you ever heard of youth culture?
only 11 though

[Michael]

3 points, and thats just because I spike my hair...

Ditto. Not sure where i aquired the other.

[Atomic]

5 points

[Theo]

Think I got one point, and that was for liking jazz... what kind of chav listens to jazz?!

[Stewart]

They don't. Also, Chav culture is not youth culture as The Sun seems to think. Chav culture is far worse, there is no positive side to being a Chav, you have to be an ill educated, good for nothing, prison candidate, with no taste in music, clothes, cars, or anything else. Youth culture might not be amazing, but it’s not as simple as 'Young = Chav'.

I'm young (23), all my friends are young, there isn't a Chav to be seen in my crowd.

Looking through that list, there are other things that have nothing to do with Chav's. Chav's think drinking White Lightning on a street corner makes the cool. They don't listen to Jazz, they don't even listen to half decent music like The Streets. They listen to Baby Cakes and gangster rap.

Baseball caps I'll give you. Every male Chav and some of the paticulary annoying females have a baseball cap on, at all times; but Jazz? How does Jazz get you one Chav point? Apart from Classical music, its about as un-Chavlike as you can get.

Others, however, are spot on, like Trisha being their favorite programme.

[Daymonkey]

i got 10 ARGHHHH HELP ME !!!

[Grouch]

A whole 2 points

[stytagm]

Phew, only four points. 1 for long hair, 1 for owning a baseball cap (which used to be used to keep the hair in order, now I have a silly indiana-jones-a-like leather affair ) 1 for liking jazz and I guess one point of genuine chavvness that I earnt for myself

Oh no, just checked, that one was for wearing slogan t-shirts. But who doesn't have a t-shirt with a slogan on?

[daniel_owen_uk]

A whole 2 points

No offence mate but that bollocks,

That would make you a beret wearing marks and spencers dressed, smoking jacket wearing, loafer wearing kiri te kanawa (thats the girl that sang world in union), daniel o'donnell like, vicotoria beckham liking (presume you dont fancy anne widdecombe), etc etc.

Sorry but 2 points is jesus eating pizza

16 (I have white trainers and that alone lost me 5 points).

[[R4A]Bigman]

6

I love berets, marks and sparks and smoking jackets!

Fish and chips is cool, the baseball cap wearing question bought me half my points alone. I wear it forward, like you are supposed to :/

[RVF500]

I started off with a perfect 6, cuz i own more than one baseball cap and happen to wear them the right way round that scared me.

Ummm...no points for Armani/boss/calvin klein/levi etc.

Nuthin' for trail boots but then no one has faked North Face (have they?) and most chavs can't afford teh real thing.

I see there is nothing for Anastacia/Alanis Morrisette/Cheryl Crowe and co. either. Ah...hang on...that'll be because they have talent and perform their own work. Maybe the Sun hasn't heard of them.

Note the same for male singers (were there any singer sin the list ? )

Oh, and bands........

*reads on muttering* ....cropped hair?...nearly all my mates have cropped hair and would eat chavs for breakfast.

Ok, according to the Sun I am a no lifer I guess. Totally out of touch. Man at Dunn & Co. So, if I'm at loggerheads with the Sun. That's pretty damn cool with me