new scam :)

[Stoo]

FROM: MRS ELIZABETH JOHNSON.
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS MANAGER,
PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT,
ENGLISH PREMIER LOTTERY, UK.
TEL/FAX: +448701378780
E-MAIL: elizlotteryuk@yahoo.co.uk

Congratulations Category A prizewinner! You have! Been
selected as one of five winners of the English Premier
Lottery UK computer ballot draws and thus will be a
privileged recipient of the grand draw prize of 1,000,000
(one million Great Britain Pounds only).

Your funds have been deposited and insured with a security
company in your names, upon receipt and satisfactory
approved of your winning, our fiduciary agent/prize process
agent will forward payment authorization letter to the
security company to release your money in cash.
Winning File Reference number for your prize is WWPL/UK/
61-812087; ticket number
003-214-39/A.

Draw Serial No: 35/751346
Batch No: 06-A852
Zonal Draw No: A2-003
Grand Draw No: 12099

We in the ENGLISH PREMIER LOTTERY, UK is by this program,
launching our model computer balloting lottery draws,
developed and designed to satisfy the cravings of the ever
growing number of participants in our various lottery
programs. With funds accrued exclusively from previous
Draws, payouts to all winners are guaranteed and will be
transferred in record time.

After randomly selecting 15,000 participants from an
initial database of 300,000 emails and zoning all
participants by their respective continents from across the
globe, we produced an extensive list from which you have
emerged as one of the winners of the Grand Draw prize.

To ensure a smooth collection of your winnings, you are to
contact through my email address: elizlotteryuk@yahoo.co.uk
for the email address of our fiduciary agent/prize claim
agent's email and within a week of receiving this notice.
He will direct you on how to obtain your winnings.

You are seriously advised to keep all winning lottery
information and numbers from the public in line with our
company security protocol to avoid double claiming and
unwarranted abuse! of this program by unscrupulous
individuals.

Please direct all further correspondences and queries to
your respective category Prize Transfer handlers.

Congratulations once again from the English Premier Lottery
Family.

Yours in service,

Elizabeth Johnson
International Promotions Manager
ENGLISH PREMIER LOTTERY, UK

*snigger*

[Russ]

ask them for the cheque

[scottyman]

lol - got one similar - was sent through tiscali... forwarded it to abuse@tiscali... got a form email back basically saying... "as you're not a customer, it's not really our problem... unless it actually SAYS it comes from tiscali... we're not going to investigate "...

edit...
spoke too soon! just got a response saying the user's account has now been suspended. so e-mailling abuse really does work!

sorry tiscali

[Stoo]

So they've got this Million pound prize waiting for me, yet they can only afford a freebie yahoo account to do all the business through? hmmm

[Stoo]

ooh, Yahoo has a nice abuse for that I can fill in, I'll do that when I get home

[Spunkey]

my parents got two phone calls left on their answer phone whilst they were on holiday, with pretty much the exact same wording, promising either 5k or a new Merc SLK.... do they think we're retarded?

They even had the cheek to say 'congratulations, you've won the competition you entered xxx amount of time ago'.... what competition??

just wish they'd all die in the face

[Big RICHARD]

just wish they'd all die in the face

I love that phrase!

[Silvana]

Dear Sir,

I am Vladimir Balakov and I represent Mr. Mikhail
Khordokovsky the former C.E.O of Yukos Oil Company in
Russia. I have a very sensitive and confidential brief
from this top (oligarch) to ask for your partnership
in re-profiling funds over US$450 million. I will give
the details, but in summary, the funds are coming via
Capital Bank. This is a legitimate transaction. You
will be paid 4% for your "management fees".

If you are interested, please write back by email
vl_balakov@swissinfo.org and provide me with your
confidential telephone number, fax number and email
address and I will provide further details and
instructions. Please keep this confidential; we can’t
afford more political problems. Finally, please note
th! at this must be concluded within two weeks. Please
write back promptly.I will also suggest you visit
these news sites on the internet to be better informed
about this project.

http://newsfromrussia.com/main/2003/11/13/51215.html

http://www.supportmbk.com/mbk/mbk_bio.cfm

http://www.disinfopedia.org/wiki.pht...._Khodorkovsky


http://www.pbs.org/frontlineworld/st...interview.html


http://www.forbes.com/finance/lists/! 75/2004/LIR.jhtml?passListId=75&passYear=2004&passListType=Per son&uniqueId=M1IF&datatype=Person


http://mikhail_khodorkovsky_society.blogspot.com/

Write me back. I look forward to it.
Regards

V. Balakov.












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[Howard]

BWA ha ha ha

The names alone crack me up

[Big RICHARD]

Tell them it's 60:40 in your favour or they aren't getting any of your management fees.

[Iain]

Reply and tell them thanks but you're already a multi-millionaire but you like the sound of their company and wonder if they are looking for investors. Then see if they're stupid enough to send you anything that would result in them being sent to jail for a very long time. The only word for people that try this is scum.

[daniel_owen_uk]

www.419eater.com if you haven't already seen it