lovely burberry chavs

[sweuzo]

http://www.cecimoz.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Chavs2.htm

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1.What do you call a Chav in a box? Innit.

2. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted.

3. What do you all a Chav in a box with a lock on it? Safe.

4. What do you call an Eskimo Chav? Innuinnit.

5. Why are Chavs likeslinkies? They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.

6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit? The bride.

7. If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to run him over? It might be your bike.

8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut? One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night? "What you lookin' at?"

10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box? Paint three stripes on it.

11. 2 Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving? The police.

12. Where do you take a Chavette for a decent night out? Up the gary!
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if ur american you might not get this, but blah.... chavscum.

[Daymonkey]

these jokes were posted earlier in the week look a bit further down in the section and you will see it.

[Howard]

Dont' be surprised if this thread is locked pretty soon. There have been an awful lot of Chav threads lately

[Shogun]

Dont' be surprised if this thread is locked pretty soon. There have been an awful lot of Chav threads lately

For a good reason too. People are just getting more and more annoyed with them.

[GBDarkAngel]

I thought that was hilarious..Similar to the NEDS we have in Scotland. (non educated delinquents)

[myth]

I dont get it...

Are chav like our bloods and crypts?

[MAS]

Uh, I don't think so.... bloods and crypts are gang-related arent they? With guns and stuff? The most dangerous thing a chav possesses is his limited intellect.

[r1zeek]

I dont get it...

Are chav like our bloods and crypts?

Chavs are far less dangerous. They basically act like tough nuts, walk around in gold chains (fake gold that is) burberry everything (trousers, t-shirts, coats, scarves etc) they like to wear track suits by Nike and they often tuck their socks into their trousers. Most of them smoke, spit and wear a lot whilst they also steal stuff (cars, tvs etc) Also, they are generally very stupid.

Thats the reason most of us don't like 'em and you should think yourself lucky you don't have them over there!

[Theo]

Limited intellect/20 mates/knives/bricks....

[midzt]

They basically act like tough nuts, walk around in gold chains (fake gold that is) burberry everything (trousers, t-shirts, coats, scarves etc)

Fake Burberry.

[Flibb]

Here you go photo evidence.



a bunch or chave cramed in to their usual form of transport.

Do you get these in the USA?

[Howard]

LMAO!! Rofl...

[Swafe]

rofl @ pic

crammed into a nova all wearing burburry, probably the best photo definition of a chav you can find

[myth]

Here you go photo evidence.



a bunch or chave cramed in to their usual form of transport.

Do you get these in the USA?

no, ours usualy have guns and mary jane... Also we'd never be caught wearing that hat!

[Flibb]

the pattern on the hat is the defining "tag" of a chav. They do sometimes go around in disguise, they wear tracksuits with the trousers tucked in to socks and white trainers. Just do a search for chav in google and you will hit hundreads of chav haiting websites.

[Flibb]

What were they doing there, Lost or something? Around my wy they drink large quantaties of either
1) Cheap cider
or
2) Jugs of alcopops.