Jokes for men only

[Hottentot]

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How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to
stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
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Why do men break wind more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required
pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling
at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex
drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Ten Things men know for sure about women:

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10. They have breasts.

and lastly a bit of entertainment

http://www.corporateradiosucksass.co...hypnotize.html

[LWA]

That last link is well funny, kept me amused at uni for about an hour!

Jolly good show old chap!

[Twigman]

lol...might want a not work safe warning though...

[BAcon]

haha nice link, keeping me entertained atm, autocad is boring me to pieces

that woke me up a little tho

nice jokes too