A night in the life of knoxeh......

[Knoxville]

9.20pm - Break 98 year old victorian stained glass window

10.00pm - Set right leg on fire

10.20pm - strawpedo a bottle of newcastle brown

11.00pm - watch as my mate gets elbow dropped from 6 feet across the roomw while he's wearing the barmaids underwear

11.30pm - Nearly loose mates car keys

11.35pm - Get driven home singing along to the passenger by iggy pop

11.40pm - arrive home slamming door rather loudly waking up both parents


I'm going to bed soon guys.......

[r1zeek]

Good to know you had a fun night out

Regular Occurance?

[Knoxville]

Pretty standard other than the window tbh, I get the feeling im not gonna get invited back to that house..........

[r1zeek]

How'd it happen?

[Knoxville]

Stepped back down some stairs (no beer ingested at this point mind you) and tripped backwards over a porcelain cat called colin and into the window :-/

[Spud1]

harsh...but other than the window seems pretty standard for a nite out

I just went to the gym tonite, then my housemates an I decided to make a roast dinner @ 9pm..didnt start eating till 11:40pm...

[r1zeek]

a porcelain cat called colin

That must have sucked

I just had an evening of LANage with my mate who is now snoring away on my bed!

[Apex]

cold water ?

[Tom]

...and tripped backwards over a porcelain cat called colin and into the window :-/

little comments like that have me in stitches

sounds like you had fun then, you must be shattered!

























that was poor ill get my coat

[CrapshoT]

10.20pm - strawpedo a bottle of newcastle brown

What does this involve?Just drinking it quick with a straw? I am a BROON DOG lover and I've never heard of that before m8.Have you tried Broon snake bite it's a killer. Even better is a Jack Daniels and Broon.I also like having a packet of blue PK liquorice chewing gum when I'm boozing ,after chewing a stick for a few minutes it makes your beer taste loverly.Liquorice root also works but it's nasty picking the wood strands out of your mouth.

Do you have to pay for the window then Knox m8.that sort of stuff used to happen to me at weekends lol.The things you do when you're young.

[MasterFlash]

10.20pm - strawpedo a bottle of newcastle brown

Ive tried that - it aint easy

[Knoxville]

Crapshot, strawpedo has basically the same effect as a bottle bong it forces the beer down your neck at a great rate of knots, gotta say i've never tried it as snakebite though that may have to be done, Dunno about the window atm gonna text the girl who's house it was in a bit and find out whats going on

[CrapshoT]

Crapshot, strawpedo has basically the same effect as a bottle bong it forces the beer down your neck at a great rate of knots, gotta say i've never tried it as snakebite though that may have to be done, Dunno about the window atm gonna text the girl who's house it was in a bit and find out whats going on

What the hells a bottle bong
Try the snake bite you WILL be suprised.It's nicer than a black velvet.(guiness n cider).I've been and got my booze supplies for tonight,just got myself 3 bottles of Newcastle Brown and 1/4 bottle of Famous grouse and of course a vintage glass bottle of Barr's IrnBru to compliment the whiskey.Tell me how to make a bottle bong m8 So I can give it a go tonight.While the wife's at bingo .

[Gordy]

I've just had my stained glass window redone (I live in a converted church ) and it aint cheap. And mine was only a small window.

Hope yours doesnt cost too much

[Purple]

its all to do with physics, you place a straw into a bottle - usually alchopops as they are much smaller than the impressive newcy brown bottle. you bend the straw down so that it is in parallel with the bottle neck, you tip the bottle up into you mouth and swallow rapidly - the best have learnt to open thier throat so that beer goes striaght down. The air to replace the liquid in the bottle goes up the straw. This method can mean downing a bottle in 1.5 to 3 seconds depending on your technique.

diagram: clicky clicky

[Spunkey]

ph33r the l337 paint skillz

good explanation tho