HEXUS panto auditioning now! Oh yes it isn't

[Zak33]

can I be Dick... ?

[TAKTAK]

Any room for the panda? I can supply the costume... (I wish I was kidding...)

[sammyc]

Few lines. Hmmm. I think I detect a dig in there somewhere.

Less dig, more fond homage.

How about a hibernating beauty (c3/6/7 power state, maybe AMDs zeroCore), poisoned by Apple

Superb "Hibernating Beauty" it is, and on that inspired piece of creative genius, you're hired. You can confide the nsfw casting suggestions and gossip during the run-throughs.

can I be Dick... ?

Well there may be some competition but.. oh yes.

[sammyc]

Any room for the panda? I can supply the costume... (I wish I was kidding...)

Pandas! If you can filch a Mists of Pandaria hat, I see an Aladdin tie-in.. tenuous, but eminently doable

*Pages stevie lee for pandi ranks*

Panto Moose will take some outdoing, mind ye, but I'm sure there won't be any petty upstaging & 'cattiness'..

[0iD]

I want to be the lairy hairy fairy Godmutha

[sammyc]

^ *shudders* Well this is shaping up to be a panto to give nightmares to all, not just the kiddies, so why not.

On a production note - we have cast, plot, title, and some props - all we need is some publicity (anyone know if Agent happens to be theatrical?) and some generous financial backing

[sammyc]

'Pantomime Persona' John McCririck Loses Channel 4 Age Discrimination Case Now here's an ironic bit of casting for Mooses's back half!

Scenery's up artistic vistas of magical, far-off lans (well where else do you set a tech panto?)

[kalniel]

Scenery's up artistic vistas of magical, far-off lans (well where else do you set a tech panto?)

From Swords and Sworcery (large image):
http://images4.alphacoders.com/243/243554.png

[Dingo]

I wanna be the Wolf.......as long as I get to eat something.......babies preferably!!

[sammyc]

From Swords and Sworcery (large image):
http://images4.alphacoders.com/243/243554.png

Yep it's turned out uncannily like that! - just with a few hundred gamers dotted among the foothills

I wanna be the Wolf.......as long as I get to eat something.......babies preferably!!

Oh I like it.. "Now, children, who'd like to come up on stage..?"

[sammyc]

Notes to self following first dress rehearsal.

The White Mice were very effective in their costumes, ably led by nibbler (though perhaps in hindsight wireless may have been the way to go, their tails got in a hell of a mess halfway through).

Don't put the pandis, the wolf and the Moose in the same dressing room again

Maybe getting razer121 to overclock the piano was not such a good idea.

oh and santa, that thing you did with 0iD's wand? That wasn't funny, not funny at all...

[razer121]

I must be being a bit thick right now, what are you doing? I am confused o.O

[sammyc]

(with apologies for early festive lunacy)

Mere silliness, as per first post warning Imaginary panto, dragging in hexites (willingly or otherwise) - sorry if you find it unsettling! I'm sure you're not the only one lol.

[kalniel]

I think he's asking for a larger part.. (oo-er)

[razer121]

So....can i get a part?

[santa claus]

oh and santa, that thing you did with 0iD's wand? That wasn't funny, not funny at all...

If my role is gonna be 'doing things' with the wand of a lairy hairy fairy Godmutha; I WANT OUT.

I'll be better off in the Harry Potter panto playing quidich with Christopher Biggins and Graham Norton (ooer missus).