Right, those of you who have failed your Star Wars auditions, here's your chance
All welcome to apply, some castings suggest themselves it has to be said - we have Knoxville and his magic lamp, gotta be a candidate for Aladdin - DDY is apparently more than used to a cat costume and will be a natural as Puss in Boots - and there definitely has to be something Demon King-y for Chuckskull, with his 666 thanks.. Hallowe'en Jack and jackvdbuk will have to fight it out amongst themselves for the Beanstalk.
Ugly Sisters, well it has to be the Jims doesn't it (for no other reason than that there's 2 of them, honest) and I'm sure we can find a small part for Saracen.. you know, just a few lines.. Pantomime horses, now that might be tricky, might have to be a panto Moose - any volunteers for the back half..?
Any (clean and respectful) suggestions posted on the hexus noticeboard will be given due consideration
(with apologies for early festive lunacy)