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    Lightbulb HEXUS panto auditioning now! Oh yes it isn't

    Right, those of you who have failed your Star Wars auditions, here's your chance

    All welcome to apply, some castings suggest themselves it has to be said - we have Knoxville and his magic lamp, gotta be a candidate for Aladdin - DDY is apparently more than used to a cat costume and will be a natural as Puss in Boots - and there definitely has to be something Demon King-y for Chuckskull, with his 666 thanks.. Hallowe'en Jack and jackvdbuk will have to fight it out amongst themselves for the Beanstalk.

    Ugly Sisters, well it has to be the Jims doesn't it (for no other reason than that there's 2 of them, honest) and I'm sure we can find a small part for Saracen.. you know, just a few lines.. Pantomime horses, now that might be tricky, might have to be a panto Moose - any volunteers for the back half..?

    Any (clean and respectful) suggestions posted on the hexus noticeboard will be given due consideration




    (with apologies for early festive lunacy)
    Last edited by sammyc; 11-11-2013 at 12:45 AM.

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    Re: HEXUS panto auditioning now! Oh yes it isn't

    Only trrouble with that is that "jim" aint ugly, he's actually quite a good lookinh young chap

    Bagsy I be Abenazer
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    Re: HEXUS panto auditioning now! Oh yes it isn't

    ^ You're on

    and no matter vis-a-vis jim's filmstar looks, stage make-up'll sort that

    Marcos: consider yourself cast as Wishy-Washy after your recent Whirlpool tour-de-force

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    Re: HEXUS panto auditioning now! Oh yes it isn't

    Casted and complimented... I love this thread.

    Whaddya say scary?

    And maybe we could borrow Peterb's chainsaw to chop down the beanstalk.

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    Re: HEXUS panto auditioning now! Oh yes it isn't

    Quote Originally Posted by jim View Post
    And maybe we could borrow Peterb's chainsaw to chop down the beanstalk.
    Good thinking I like it

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    Re: HEXUS panto auditioning now! Oh yes it isn't

    Did I hear the utterings of the word Moose??

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    Re: HEXUS panto auditioning now! Oh yes it isn't

    Quote Originally Posted by sammyc View Post
    .... and I'm sure we can find a small part for Saracen.. you know, just a few lines.. ....
    Few lines. Hmmm. I think I detect a dig in there somewhere.

    And if anyone suggests those few lines might be from the Evil Queen, be prepared to spend a few forum years as a toad.

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    Re: HEXUS panto auditioning now! Oh yes it isn't

    Quote Originally Posted by jim View Post
    Whaddya say scary?
    Dunno, I always saw myself as more of a fairy princess than an ugly step-sister...

    Ah hells to it, why not!

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    Re: HEXUS panto auditioning now! Oh yes it isn't

    Quote Originally Posted by g8ina View Post
    Bagsy I be Abenazer
    'ave a banana?

    Quote Originally Posted by sammyc View Post

    (clean and respectful) suggestions
    Oops there go mine out the window then. Been doing too many pantomimes in real life..

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    Re: HEXUS panto auditioning now! Oh yes it isn't

    I'm fed up of being typecast so this festive season I'd like to be Nick Clegg. Oops sorry, wrong pantomime (oh no it isn't) .

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    Re: HEXUS panto auditioning now! Oh yes it isn't

    Quote Originally Posted by santa claus View Post
    I'm fed up of being typecast so this festive season I'd like to be Nick Clegg. ....
    Be careful what you wish for, lest ye get it.

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    Re: HEXUS panto auditioning now! Oh yes it isn't

    Quote Originally Posted by santa claus View Post
    I'm fed up of being typecast so this festive season I'd like to be Nick Clegg. Oops sorry, wrong pantomime (oh no it isn't) .
    So what you are actually saying is that you want to play the fool / Court Jester!!!!

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    Re: HEXUS panto auditioning now! Oh yes it isn't

    The Panto Moose will be the star of the show!



    Not surprising with his handsome good looks!

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    Re: HEXUS panto auditioning now! Oh yes it isn't

    No plot lines yet?

    How about a hibernating beauty (c3/6/7 power state, maybe AMDs zeroCore), poisoned by Apple, rescued by a shining Knights Corner (Xeon Phi)? Maybe an evil villain (nVidia)?

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    Re: HEXUS panto auditioning now! Oh yes it isn't

    Quote Originally Posted by Saracen View Post
    Be careful what you wish for, lest ye get it.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ferral View Post
    So what you are actually saying is that you want to play the fool / Court Jester!!!!
    I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm so so sorry

    pure pantomime
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    Re: HEXUS panto auditioning now! Oh yes it isn't

    Quote Originally Posted by santa claus View Post
    I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm so so sorry
    That took a couple of seconds to click. But .... nice one.

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