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    Quote Originally Posted by Big RICHARD
    If you keep on with jokes like this I think you might get banned from here too!

    ohh how i wish you was joking
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    lol class...swafe makes with the goods again
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    lololol I like that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allen
    Poor attempt.....
    for swafeman thats as good as it gets

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    Thats one of the poorest attempts ive seen. And ive been here a while

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    doh ! really that bad ?
    Quote Originally Posted by Knoxville
    As I find big muff's to be a bit of an aquired taste
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    hehe, come on Mods wheres the Swafeman's Jokes sub forum.
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    lol
    man walks into a drum kit: du dum chhh...ARGH!

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    just found these



    If you see a Scouser on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit
    him?
    It might be your bicycle

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    Why does the River Mersey run through Liverpool?
    Because if it walked it would be mugged

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    What do you call a Scouser in a three-bed semi?
    A Burglar

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    What do you call a Scouser in a tie?
    The Accused


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    What's the difference between a Scouser and a coconut?
    One's thick and hairy, and the other's a coconut.

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    What do you say to a scouser in a uniform?
    Big Mac and fries please

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    What's the first question at a Liverpool pub quiz night?
    What you looking at?

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    What do you call a scouser in a White Shellsuit?
    The Bride



    bit like the chav jokes :\ lol, says a lot for scousers....
    Quote Originally Posted by Knoxville
    As I find big muff's to be a bit of an aquired taste
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    Swafe matey, you're a bona-fide legend!

    seconded.....very funny indeed

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