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  1. 24-10-2004, 12:54 AM #1
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    I got banned from B&Q..

    Earlier today I thought I needed some new flooring, so off I went to my Local B&Q. Few minutes later there I was looking around B&Q, when this guy in orange overalls came up to me and asked if I wanted decking.

    Luckily I got the first punch in before he started decking me, a nice bang on the nose, I then dragged him down the decorating section and gave him a good pasting, before I nailed him good and proper.





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  2. 24-10-2004, 01:02 AM #2
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  3. 24-10-2004, 01:03 AM #3
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    Superb Agent :d
    Quote Originally Posted by Knoxville
    As I find big muff's to be a bit of an aquired taste
    AMD Athlon 4400X2 @ 2.565PenisextentionMhz
    Dual Layer, Gold Plated, LED Power,Dual Golden OMG IT MAKES MY CodPiece BIGGER 1-1-1-1 DDR62.3 @ 1222.3433Mhz
    5 X 400GB Porn Array
    X1800XT Dildo enchanged 3D Version, 512MegaLongJohn
    Oh, did I mention.....I like sheep.....


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  4. 24-10-2004, 07:13 AM #4
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    Made me laugh

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  5. 24-10-2004, 08:15 AM #5
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    Poor attempt.....
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  6. 24-10-2004, 08:29 AM #6
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    lol, Oh my gosh.
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  7. 24-10-2004, 09:32 AM #7
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  8. 24-10-2004, 04:04 PM #8
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    lol

    love it!
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  9. 24-10-2004, 04:09 PM #9
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    Lol quite funny. . Especially as I thought it was going to be serious!


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  10. 24-10-2004, 05:08 PM #10
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    Good on you mate Orange overalls eh? A prison uniform?
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  11. 24-10-2004, 09:46 PM #11
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    If it was Deckard (from ehe forum) you might have been decked hard ...

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  13. 24-10-2004, 10:25 PM #13
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    didnt i post this months ago :/
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  14. 24-10-2004, 10:27 PM #14
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  15. 24-10-2004, 10:29 PM #15
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    If you keep on with jokes like this I think you might get banned from here too!
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  16. 25-10-2004, 11:24 PM #16
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    hohoho I chuckled at that
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