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    I got banned from B&Q..

    Earlier today I thought I needed some new flooring, so off I went to my Local B&Q. Few minutes later there I was looking around B&Q, when this guy in orange overalls came up to me and asked if I wanted decking.

    Luckily I got the first punch in before he started decking me, a nice bang on the nose, I then dragged him down the decorating section and gave him a good pasting, before I nailed him good and proper.





    Sorry but its late and Im tired and I need more cocoa
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    As I find big muff's to be a bit of an aquired taste
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    Drunk ?

    Me to !!
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    And by trying to force me to like small pants, they've alienated me.

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    Superb Agent :d
    Quote Originally Posted by Knoxville
    As I find big muff's to be a bit of an aquired taste
    AMD Athlon 4400X2 @ 2.565PenisextentionMhz
    Dual Layer, Gold Plated, LED Power,Dual Golden OMG IT MAKES MY CodPiece BIGGER 1-1-1-1 DDR62.3 @ 1222.3433Mhz
    5 X 400GB Porn Array
    X1800XT Dildo enchanged 3D Version, 512MegaLongJohn
    Oh, did I mention.....I like sheep.....


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    Made me laugh

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    lol, Oh my gosh.
    I wonder what I should put in my signiture...

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    lol

    love it!

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    Lol quite funny. . Especially as I thought it was going to be serious!


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    Good on you mate Orange overalls eh? A prison uniform?

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    If it was Deckard (from ehe forum) you might have been decked hard ...

    Oh dear. Its time for my pills again.

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    didnt i post this months ago :/
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    PMSL thats quality

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    If you keep on with jokes like this I think you might get banned from here too!

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    hohoho I chuckled at that

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