> An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his
> whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and
> asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
> He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding horses,
> mending fences, and branding cattle, so I guess I am."
>
> She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As
> soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I
> think about women. As I watch TV, or even eat, I think about women.
> Everything seems to make me think about women."
>
> The two sat sipping in silence. A short time later, a man sat down on the
> other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
> He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."
That one is down to Sair![]()


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