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    Joke time....bit close to the edge tho

    > An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his
    > whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and
    > asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
    > He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding horses,
    > mending fences, and branding cattle, so I guess I am."
    >
    > She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As
    > soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I
    > think about women. As I watch TV, or even eat, I think about women.
    > Everything seems to make me think about women."
    >
    > The two sat sipping in silence. A short time later, a man sat down on the
    > other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
    > He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."


    That one is down to Sair

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    That is good

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    hehehe. thats a good one!
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    LOL.Clever
    Howabout......
    To save money in the convent nuns have to share a bath.While bathing Nun A says to Nun B "Wears the soap" Nun B replies " Yes it does Doesn't it".!!!
    Farts are like children.....You always love you're Own.!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrapshoT
    LOL.Clever
    Howabout......
    To save money in the convent nuns have to share a bath.While bathing Nun A says to Nun B "Wears the soap" Nun B replies " Yes it does Doesn't it".!!!

    My brain must be shrinking I dont get it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flash
    My brain must be shrinking I dont get it
    Neither do I, but the 1st one was utter brilliance!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ajbrun
    Neither do I, but the 1st one was utter brilliance!
    agreed

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    Quote Originally Posted by ajbrun
    Neither do I, but the 1st one was utter brilliance!
    It's all in the spelling and a rude mind..
    Farts are like children.....You always love you're Own.!!!
    Wise Men learn from Other people's mistake's...Fool's learn from their OWN.!!!

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    I got it

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    must have a dirty mind cos i got it off the bat

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    Quote Originally Posted by rubbishrubbishrubbishrubbishrubbishey
    must have a dirty mind cos i got it off the bat
    Weeelll with a name like rubbishrubbishrubbishrubbishrubbishy thats kind of expected!


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