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    Unbearable joke

    I shared this on FB and none of my friends laughed. Heathen.


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    Re: Unbearable joke

    I'm seriously concerned that I might get this.

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    Re: Unbearable joke

    lolz

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    Re: Unbearable joke

    I feel like I should get it.. but nope....

    Quote Originally Posted by The Quentos
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    Re: Unbearable joke

    Me and my mate got it!Groan!!


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    Re: Unbearable joke

    *Chuckle*

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    Re: Unbearable joke

    :-D like it.

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    Re: Unbearable joke

    Nope, must be thick today
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    Re: Unbearable joke

    For those that don't get it (or didn't do chemistry 'O' level at school)

    http://www.austincc.edu/emeyerth/polarity.html
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    Re: Unbearable joke

    Quote Originally Posted by peterb View Post
    For those that don't get it (or didn't do chemistry 'O' level at school)

    http://www.austincc.edu/emeyerth/polarity.html
    what are 'O' levels? (/sarcasm)

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    Re: Unbearable joke

    Quote Originally Posted by iamlorro View Post
    what are 'O' levels? (/sarcasm)
    Google is your friend

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    Re: Unbearable joke

    Quote Originally Posted by peterb View Post
    Google is your friend

    (Sarcasm - the sharp edge of a blunt mind)
    I dunno, you need to be careful googling for a-levels.
    throw new ArgumentException (String, String, Exception)

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    Re: Unbearable joke

    I posted the joke on my Facebook page and have already got a like for it, so some people could see the attraction I think more are repelled though.

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    Re: Unbearable joke

    Quote Originally Posted by peterb View Post
    For those that don't get it (or didn't do chemistry 'O' level at school)

    http://www.austincc.edu/emeyerth/polarity.html
    Ah thanks peter I get it now. So if a bear is bipolar it means it swings both ways?

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    Re: Unbearable joke

    Quote Originally Posted by santa claus View Post
    Ah thanks peter I get it now. So if a bear is bipolar it means it swings both ways?
    Only if it is lipophobic. (Which it obviously would be )
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    Re: Unbearable joke

    Quote Originally Posted by kalniel View Post
    I shared this on FB and none of my friends laughed. Heathen.
    Perhaps they did get it, but decided it was a crappy joke?

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