I am not usually in during the day...and I am expecting a call.
So far, In the last hour I have had the following calls.
1) Britney - who wanted to sell me a phone (I told her I have a court injunction that means I cannot own a phone)
2) Edwin Isaacs - who knows I love books and want to buy more (told him I was blind)
3) Tarquin - who wanted to speak to the homeowner re a secured loan (told him I would like £25000 to hire a lawyer to represent me in my repossession hearing)
4) Johny Johnson - who got told "politely" to go away
all four where obviously from Indian call centres...I remember hearing that they had been told to adopt English names to sound more approachable...I am just waiting for David Beckham to call selling insurance.
To top it all off...Jehova's Winesses have just called.
The day can only get worse if Weatherseal call. They still have not got the message after I nearly had to physically eject the salesman from my house and have told them several times I would not buy from them even if it was free.