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    traffic cops...chav watch

    just on bbc1..."teenage criminals getting caught" or "Chav Watch" more like. its just a display of chavs doing what they only know, nicking cars and driving fast, badly.
    shoot them. in the knees and elbows.

    that'll sort 'em out.
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    Mass sterilisation, its the only way.

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    Without chavs, who would perform the array of functions necessary to society but considered unworthy by the majority. Without Chavs, who would be the cleaners, delivery drivers and warehouse staff we need to make our country run? No we need a better answer than sterilisation. Surely in early childhood, we can determine (based on IQ, social class and quality of parenting) what kind of future that child will have. The lower half could then be medicated to remove their free will, and chemically castrated. That way since only the best and brightest would be allowed to breed, mankind would be improved through successive generations, and we'd still have a supply of menial workers who are happy in their mundane work, and don't have the will to commit crimes. In fact, in time, I'm sure a way could be found to retard development of some children in the womb (or a jar?) to breed people to fit a specific job. The perfect structure for our brave new world.

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    errr isnt that taken straight from brave new world?
    also i prefer the 'everyone with iq above 110 is given large gold bling thing, with which to crush the chavs' then just get some robot guy called the bicenttenial man to do every job the popualation of chavs used to do, i like that
    and then you could go and watch that dude just work, would be great stress relief
    oh and he cant be rude so when he is hurt or something he jsut says 'oh dear' and 'oh my'
    quality

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    Quote Originally Posted by TeePee
    The perfect structure for our brave new world.
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    errr isnt that taken straight from brave new world?
    No.

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    hehe, oh i get it now
    its a joke hahahahaha!
    lol
    sos for being stupid

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    Just using an example to point out that the eugenics project suggested further up the thread wasn't that complete.

    But don't worry about the stupidity, just promise not to breed.

    And well done for knowing that 'Brave New World' was in reference to a book. The real question is, have you read it? If so, then assuming you can meet a reasonably intelligent woman, then maybe we should allow you some offspring after all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TeePee
    Without chavs, who would perform the array of functions necessary to society but considered unworthy by the majority. Without Chavs, who would be the cleaners, delivery drivers and warehouse staff we need to make our country run? No we need a better answer than sterilisation. Surely in early childhood, we can determine (based on IQ, social class and quality of parenting) what kind of future that child will have. The lower half could then be medicated to remove their free will, and chemically castrated. That way since only the best and brightest would be allowed to breed, mankind would be improved through successive generations, and we'd still have a supply of menial workers who are happy in their mundane work, and don't have the will to commit crimes. In fact, in time, I'm sure a way could be found to retard development of some children in the womb (or a jar?) to breed people to fit a specific job. The perfect structure for our brave new world.
    thats the most stereotypical thing ive read today, please take comfort in the fact when your workin your 15hour a day job, your duaghter will one day be round the park having a fag and gettin felt upwhile she spends the money she earnt in her hair dressing job.
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    Exactly. The point of my post (which you seem to have missed the irony of), and part of brave new world (which I can see you haven't read), is that we can't expect members of society to fall into their stereotypical groups, the roles in life they are designed for, and that the idea of sterilising one section of society for the benefit of all is morally reprehensible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TeePee
    Without chavs, who would perform the array of functions necessary to society but considered unworthy by the majority. Without Chavs, who would be the cleaners, delivery drivers and warehouse staff we need to make our country run? No we need a better answer than sterilisation. Surely in early childhood, we can determine (based on IQ, social class and quality of parenting) what kind of future that child will have. The lower half could then be medicated to remove their free will, and chemically castrated. That way since only the best and brightest would be allowed to breed, mankind would be improved through successive generations, and we'd still have a supply of menial workers who are happy in their mundane work, and don't have the will to commit crimes. In fact, in time, I'm sure a way could be found to retard development of some children in the womb (or a jar?) to breed people to fit a specific job. The perfect structure for our brave new world.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaul
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    Since when did Chav's work? All they do is scrounge of the dole, watch trisha, trash communities and become figures of hate...

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    The guy with curtains and an undercut driving the black metro was so funny.

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    chav sterilisation...surely we can enforce this?
    its morally reprehensible to allow them to flood through our streets and shops...not the good shops either - all they seem to gravitate to is 'first sport' or some other ghastly hole full of shell suits or non-functional footwear [i.e. those utterly aweful white flat soled trainers, whata waste of money].
    my statement at the begining still stands. shoot them in the knees and elbows. genitalia an optional extra...but since they wont be able to tick the box cause of lack of arm movement we're all saved the trouble - and so is the NHS - of hundreds of teenage pregnancies cloging up the place.
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    i agree, but the trainers that u claim to be a waste of money are not for them because they steel them when they go out on their rounds with thier crews! they probably know that they look bad but none of them would think to wear any different becasue they cannot think for themselves and have to dress exactly the same as the other members of their crew!
    one way you could sterilise them all in one go is to go to a 'goldie looking chain concert' (incase ur not aware they are a group of people who claim to produce music, but only people with absolutely no taste would even consider listening to)

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    well yeh all you basicly do see is chavs on traffic watch, they all probably do it on purpose now to get on the tv.

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