The 0iD's bored so let's-have-a-Sunday-night-story-thread thread

[0iD]

Well we've not done a random story thread for aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages. So it's about time we had a bit of silliness. For those new to this kinda thang, just add one line at a time to keep the story moving & random. Usual rules of taste & decency apply, no swearing etc etc. or you will get banished 4-evaaaaaaaar.

So..

0iD was sitting at his PC on a Sunday night, bored...

[DR]

and suddenly the lights went out...

[Ferral]

After drawing to much power from a USB port inflating a dingy

[wasabi]

to escape the rising flood waters

[kalniel]

At least, that was his excuse, even if 'dingy' might not be what other people called it.

(you said usual taste & decency applied, right?)

[AETAaAS]

Reaching out in the dark for his phone in order to at least have some illumination, he felt a hand that was not his own on the desk...

[g8ina]

DR !!!! What are you doing here ? he exclaimed

[kalniel]

"extreme knitting"

[AETAaAS]

"You look confused my dear 0iD, shall I show you?" DR said as he ran his other hand up 0iD's shoulder.

[sammyc]

"Please do illuminate me as to your purpose..", said 0iD, "any illumination will help, what with it being so dinghy* in here.."


*sorry Ferral

[peterb]

But let us raise a glass of this fine vintage USB port

[santa claus]

Because, DR breathlessly confided, I'm expanding. I mean...er...the plans are quite complex; it's all a bit tech..... A huge groan was heard....

[AETAaAS]

DR and 0iD snapped their gazes up to where groan emanated and shouted in unison; "kalniel, get the hell off the ceiling!"

[Zak33]

"It's Static holding me up here" said Kal...."on account of my nylon socks and this atmosphere "

[peterb]

DR and 0iD snapped their gazes up to where groan emanated and shouted in unison; "kalniel, get the hell off the ceiling!"

But then the DR0iD floated out into the dark on its maglev system as it didn't like static

[sammyc]

luckily the DR0iD just had time to attach an anti-static wristband to a handy bit of Kalniel and clip it onto Spreadie's 2nd-best toaster..