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    Some Saturday Humour...

    I just found this HERE and wondered what you lot could come up with. Made me chuckle...

    Bill Clinton has marked his eight years at the White House by opening a library. No surprises there. Every ex-American leader is honoured with a presidential library, given the associations with intellect, scholarship and hard work.

    By the same token, would a long-serving dustmen be rewarded with a commemorative landfill site, or an industrious call-centre operator be remembered by a dedicated call box?

    What sort of building would you like to see erected in honour of your last job, and why?

    How about a prison cell for the school years?
    Josh D, Leicstershire, UK

    As I was an archaeologist in a previous job, I would like to see a building demolished in honour and covered in dirt
    malcolm, Warsaw, Poland

    A giant, working, interactive portaloo, so everybody can have hands-on experience cleaning it
    J Bright, London UK

    To commemorate my outstanding career a leading PR professional I would like to see a huge monument erected in my honour made of male bovine droppings.
    David M, UK

    Probably a key ring factory, as I am likely to get sacked because of the amount of time I'm wasting doing the LBQ in a quest for a key ring.
    Michael Walmsley, leeds

    A blood donation centre, I'm a taxman!!
    KP, UK

    A long serving MP could be commemorated by building a gasometer!
    David Gorton, UK

    Surely, our very best telephone call centre workers would be honoured with a dedicated phone box. Current trends would suggest that it should be located somewhere in Bombay.
    Christian B, Truro, UK

    An underground station as I am always being walked over.
    Chris P, Shetland Islands

    My last job was as a public affairs practitioner - a lobbyist; someone who seeks to influence others. I propose a brewery so that as many people as possible can be under the influence.
    Philip, Brussels

    I am doctor who specialises in genito-urinary problems, specifically those problems related to pro-creation. Frankly any building being "erected" in my honour will mean a job well done.
    Dr Alan Miller, Manchester, UK

    I would like a large windmill covered in excrement, dedicated to my actions in the workplace.
    Andrew Culley, Grantham, UK

    A long pier, or, if you like, a boardwalk. To represent my time as a paper boy
    Tony Sibley, Berkshire, UK

    A dole office because despite much effort I'm unemployed.
    Alex, UK

    A vast lake of water, with one handful removed to represent me.
    Phil, England

    any building with no outlook and low ceilings would commemorate my current situation nicely!
    Anne R, UK

    Maybe a folly: seems like a good idea on paper, looks quite good from afar but when you get up close serves no purpose.
    Maria Waters, UK

    A long, boring tunnel that people will be forced into and take six hours to cross, with the sole purpose of reaching the exit. I used to be in the Army.
    Nik Papageorgiou, Bradford, UK

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