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    Nicknames

    Just heard that footballer Fitz Hall's nickname is "one size".....made me chuckle.....any other funny nicknames?

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    Mr.Hawk...Don't ask

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    My mate's called Barney, coz he apparantly used to look like Barney Rubble... but I don't think so!

    I used to be called Big Boy Barry...

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    We got loads at work...

    'Handbag' - Cos everyone carries him!
    'Pilchard' - Real name John West
    'Domestos' - Cos he's 'now even thicker'
    'Broken Wing' - Always sick/injured
    'Trigger' - Has a VERY short temper
    'Flat Battery' - Cos he's got a bad stutter




    They're the ones I can think of ATM (and print)

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    Oh yeah, I used to know someone called Rob who had very big ears that pointed out a lot... so we called him 'Wingnut'. Classic.

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    From my college class:

    Hippy Boy - looks like a hippy.
    Hulk Hogan - wears wrestling t-shirts all the time.
    Egor, Melon Head, Bevis - poor guy has a big forehead.
    Little pete - always sits next to pete.
    kirsty - he looks like a kirsty, it's the eyelashes
    mcFloyd - real name lloyd, works at mcdonalds - also has a really big nose.

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    Insulting and hurtful nicknames, based around a phsyical feature the target can do nothing about = teh win!
    Last edited by Stewart; 28-11-2004 at 02:18 PM.

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    Hmm, mine used to be Chickboy, due to my slightly effeminate features...
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    mine are too rude for the delicate minds that view hexus

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    mines oddboy


    errr ? ? ?

    im confused

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emzay
    mine are too rude for the delicate minds that view hexus

    Emma...come....

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    we used to call some guy in our old maths class 'cottage pie boy'

    the reasoning behind it was that he never spoke 2 us, or anyone in the class, he was isolated on his own and sat there saying nothing, getting on with his work

    i even tried to start conversation with hi matt, how u doing mate? line, but he just blanked me


    so my mate saw him cruising down the road, slouched back in his white ford escort with his dad in the passenger seat and the L plates covering the front

    we go matt, steve saw u cruizing down the a34 blastin at 50


    he then said, the only thing he said all year to us and anyone in our class, infact probably the world, which put us in bits

    'NO. I was at home.....with my mom, playing scrabble......and eating cottage pie....hmmm creamy potato layer.....'
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    I knew a bloke who was called Drill....beacuse he was a "boring tool"

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