According to Classic FM News this morning, in this moden age of dishwasher machines, tea towel sales have slumped :(
BUT...all is not lost....because every year, Sainsbury's notices a HUGE sales increase in December :)
yeahh...........
guess why?
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According to Classic FM News this morning, in this moden age of dishwasher machines, tea towel sales have slumped :(
BUT...all is not lost....because every year, Sainsbury's notices a HUGE sales increase in December :)
yeahh...........
guess why?
because people don't like putting their special plates in the dish washer?!
nope...its cooler ...WAAAAY cooler :)
Because the whole family comes round at Christmas and people enjoy whipping each other with them?
An increase in wet towel flicking competitions?
nooo....
its COOLER......waaaay cooler :)
come on...I BET some of you have done it too.....as kids :)
Er... Wrapping a wet towel round my head so the aliens can't read my thoughts? :confused:
Used it in snowman building cause there are no fig leaves to cover naked bits
Teenage Chavs must be using them as mini-skirts again ;)
Make chickens out of them. I've seen it done...
People want a more durable wrapping paper?
for gamers to wipe their sweaty hands on when playing HL-2 for 4 hours constantly without a toilet break on Christmas day ?
Come on Zak33 tell us pleeeease :)
That was going to be my guess.Quote:
Originally Posted by iMc
For Psychos to garrot their victims with?
For use as a makeshift umbrella?
For use in making a warmer duvet?
I know :D
Families and Christmas means granny gets to drink more Sherry. Now granny is unstable on her feet at the best of times and when she gets up to visit the loo for the 100th time of the day she kicks her Sherry Glass all over your nice new carpet.
Tea-towels are great for mopping granny spills up :)
granny spills... yuck.
gf works in an old peoples home. i think she deals with a different type of granny spills
you lot....
remember your child hood :)
come on :)
flash back to the
NATIVITY SCENE at your School .
Its school nativity play season :)
how cool is THAT ?
Joseph....needs a tea towel on his head...
so does the in keeper...in FACT...even Mary had one on at my school :)
ALL the Shepherds had one....
NEED TEA TOWELS for nativity scenes :)
Is that it?
I was expecting it to be an ingredient in some kind of world annihilating tea towel superweapon! :)
what do you MEAN is that it?
Its GREAT...:)
look this lady is representing how to make real use of a tea towel:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/england/radiowi...ken/chick7.jpg
courtesy of BBC Radio Wiltshire.
and for those that want to know how to create this fine piece of art:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/england/radiowi.../chicken.shtml
do that with a duvet.
I have...it was HUGE and ace :)
but can you deep fry it?
Wow, please do it again and take pictures.
and make me a duvet chicken avatar :p
Course it isQuote:
Originally Posted by Zak33
Just the way you built it up. Made it seem like some kind of earth shattering revelation!
rubbishrubbishrubbishrubbishrubbishy, you can deep fry anything.
I even tried an ice cube once. I advise you to stand back if you want to try...
ZAK MAKE ME A DUVET CHICKEN.
burst pipes due to cold requiring mopping up.
people stitching them all up together to make a huge patch work suit?
You tried that? Ooooooo, the word "Volcano" springs to mind for some reason!Quote:
Originally Posted by iMc
I tried it with water when I used to work in a kitchen... The fryer errupted!
great - everyone posted so damn fast that by the time i hit 'submit' the answer was up.
it makes you wonder though - where do all the t-towels go after they get used...
teenage boys steal them and keep them in under bed storage for emergencies
Staff room kitchens are overrun with them.Quote:
Originally Posted by shiato storm
they get used for wiping up engine oil :)
nah.
its so when you've ate your dinner and left the remote on the tv, the queen speech comes on, so you can whip the off button..
BLATENTLY!
Having read only the opening post i guessed nativity plays. Not to blow my own trumpet or anything :p
Its tradition :)
In our nativity play i was a penguin- have video evidence to prove it...
why a penguin? well i cant remember why and that probaby a good thing
What about jesus cant forget the grand salami he has to be wrapped in a tea towel, or maybe 2.....................
/me goes hits self at how spammy my post is :P