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    Tea Towel Sales SOAR

    According to Classic FM News this morning, in this moden age of dishwasher machines, tea towel sales have slumped

    BUT...all is not lost....because every year, Sainsbury's notices a HUGE sales increase in December

    yeahh...........

    guess why?

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    because people don't like putting their special plates in the dish washer?!
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    nope...its cooler ...WAAAAY cooler

    Quote Originally Posted by Advice Trinity by Knoxville
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    Because the whole family comes round at Christmas and people enjoy whipping each other with them?
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    An increase in wet towel flicking competitions?

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    nooo....

    its COOLER......waaaay cooler

    come on...I BET some of you have done it too.....as kids

    Quote Originally Posted by Advice Trinity by Knoxville
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    Er... Wrapping a wet towel round my head so the aliens can't read my thoughts?
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    Used it in snowman building cause there are no fig leaves to cover naked bits

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    Teenage Chavs must be using them as mini-skirts again

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    Make chickens out of them. I've seen it done...
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    People want a more durable wrapping paper?

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    for gamers to wipe their sweaty hands on when playing HL-2 for 4 hours constantly without a toilet break on Christmas day ?

    Come on Zak33 tell us pleeeease

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    Quote Originally Posted by iMc
    Make chickens out of them. I've seen it done...
    That was going to be my guess.

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    For Psychos to garrot their victims with?

    For use as a makeshift umbrella?

    For use in making a warmer duvet?

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    I know

    Families and Christmas means granny gets to drink more Sherry. Now granny is unstable on her feet at the best of times and when she gets up to visit the loo for the 100th time of the day she kicks her Sherry Glass all over your nice new carpet.

    Tea-towels are great for mopping granny spills up

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    granny spills... yuck.

    gf works in an old peoples home. i think she deals with a different type of granny spills
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