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    If you were a Giant Battle Monster..

    http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.c...f=everyone&a=S

    Insert your own details at the bottom and see what happens

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    Mwuh hahahaha!

    http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.c...ef=klarrix&a=I

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    Alex is a Giant Lizard that can turn Invisible, picks up Cars and Throws Them, and has Huge, Sharp Claws and an Extra Head.
    Fantastic!

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    Ah, Mrs. Peel! mike_w's Avatar
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    Hmmm, it's not very accurate though - it says that the Archbishop of Canterbury would win against the Pope

    http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.c...Canterbury&a=S
    "Well, there was your Uncle Tiberius who died wrapped in cabbage leaves but we assumed that was a freak accident."

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    I would cast the pope as the giant lizard

    Seeing as you're trying first names here mikey-boy, let's have a go with mine:
    http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.c...b&def=Mick&a=S

    2-1 to me

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    Quote Originally Posted by klarrix
    I would cast the pope as the giant lizard

    Seeing as you're trying first names here mikey-boy, let's have a go with mine:
    http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.c...b&def=Mick&a=S

    2-1 to me
    Seeing as you just said my name is Mikey, I think I win now:

    http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.c...&def=Mikey&a=S

    "Well, there was your Uncle Tiberius who died wrapped in cabbage leaves but we assumed that was a freak accident."

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    Slient Ben is a Human-Sized Bee that breathes Poisonous Gas, is Covered in Spines, carries a Samurai Sword, and has Staring Red Eyes and Prehensile Eyes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mike_w
    Seeing as you just said my name is Mikey, I think I win now:

    http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.c...&def=Mikey&a=S

    Actually, I said "mikey-boy"
    http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.c...=Mikey-boy&a=S
    Last edited by klarrix; 07-12-2004 at 05:23 PM.

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    Well i find that ' ' (double space) is my favourite for strength:
    http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.c...Rob&def=++&a=S

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    I am quite good at strength. can you beat me?
    http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.c...ef=kedanul&a=S
    Last edited by JK Ferret; 07-12-2004 at 06:29 PM.

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    daymonkey is a Giant Ape that Expands when Attacked, dissolves in Water, is Blind and Undead, and emits Clouds of Inky Smoke.

    When attacking:-

    Strength: 10
    Agility: 4
    Intelligence: 2

    Noise Attack!


    When defending against klarrix:-

    Strength: 14
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    (Vulnerable to Water.)


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    http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.c...def=Howard&a=I

    Oh this could go on for a long time!
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    Yeah, well klarrix, i suppose, butyou dont beat me with this:
    http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.c...++++++++++&a=S
    mwahahahaha

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