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What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?
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Originally Posted by Advice Trinity by Knoxville
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What's Forrest Gump's password?
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Tumble (24-10-2014)
Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Because he was a fun guy.
Tumble (24-10-2014)
I’m in therapy at the moment. I don’t need it, obviously, but I got all these psychiatrist gift vouchers for Christmas which my family clubbed together for. What I wanted was a crossbow.
My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a Quaker.
I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be flogging a dead horse.
Two parrots sitting on a perch...
One of them says "Can you smell fish?"
kalniel (25-10-2014)
Two cannibals eating a clown, one of them says, "do you think this tastes funny?".
Did you hear about the cannibal who dumped his girlfriend?
Two goldfish in a tank, one of them says, "do you know how to drive this thing?".
Good old jeremy beadle ......onemanonesmallhand syndrome
Enourmous on the other hand
Will try to translate some of my favourite:
If you put your hand into a jar filled with acid, you will notice that the jar is bottomless
A man trapped on a deserted island with a goat.After a while he would like to have something physical with the goat,but the goat alwas runs away.One day the man notices a ship heading to the island but it hits the reef and sinks.A stunning your girl survives and swimms to the island.But from so much swimming she faints once she reaches the shore.The man takes her in and takes care of her till she recovers.Then she wakes up and to show gratitude she says: "Oh,thank you for taking care of me!How could I ever repay your kindness?Ask me for ANYTHING!"
The man replies: "Anything?"
"Yes!", she says.
" Then hold down the goat!" XD
What will become a hedgehog if it takes a Viagra?
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Morningstar
An English fan club travels abroad to support they team. The local team loses against the English team and the local fans see great insult in this. The leader of the local fan club sees a lonely English fan wandering around and would like to take revenge for the "loss".
He waits until he goes into a secluded area and sends four of his man to " sort him out". After 10min nobody comes back. Odd. He sends another four man. Another 10min. Still nothing. He takes the rest of the fan club and they head out to find out what happened. Once they get close to the area,they find one they fellow fan to stumble toward them, badly beaten. He warns them from the distance: "It's a trap, there is two of them!" XD XD XD
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