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    OMG! I'm a disease!

    There's a site which tells you what disease your name means.
    Well, technically a disorder...

    http://thesurrealist.co.uk/disease.cgi?p=Kedanul

    Textbook example. You are suffering from
    Kedanul's Disease.
    Cause: lack of human flesh

    Symptoms: revolving neck, extreme fatigue, extreme spontaneous combustion, gullibility

    Cure: wake up and realise it was all just a dream
    HOLY CRAP!
    LACK OF HUMAN FLESH!!!

    Damn.

    Oh well. At least it was only a dream...

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    my initials are CJD....nuff said
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    I am "Kez's Lurgy"

    Awesome!
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    Congratulations! You are suffering from
    Klarrixosis.
    Cause: lack of sleep

    Symptoms: belching, drowsiness, back pain

    Cure: fresh air
    I gotta say, the tiredness thing fits..

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    Cause: genetically-modified coffee

    Symptoms: frequent aggression, ankle swelling, frequent liver pain, flatulence

    Cure: none





    flatulance, frequent liver pain.....sounds about right after a night out thrashing the stellas down
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    It's just as I feared. You are suffering from
    Silent benosis.

    Cause: hot weather

    Symptoms: face swelling, grimacing, squawking, hovering

    Cure: drink two glasses of water with meals

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    You'd better sit down. You are suffering from
    Flu's Syndrome.

    Cause: running too fast

    Symptoms: urinary pain, leg swelling, insomnia, brain shrinkage

    Cure: none
    So that's how you get the flu!
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    Im sure i have a disease when i go and talk to people, they sound like they want to kill me after 5 minutes

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    Lol, my real name disease...

    It's just as I feared. You are suffering from
    Kyle's Disease.
    Cause: too much sleep

    Symptoms: slightly puce blotches, confusion, smiling

    Cure: cryogenic freezing until science catches up
    hehe

    too much sleep..just like me, hehe

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    Cause: bee sting

    Symptoms: dolphin noises, excessive bad poetry, beeping, aversion to bright light

    Cure: acupuncture


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    It's just as I feared. You are suffering from
    Roger's Disorder.
    Cause: excessive Internet usage

    Symptoms: long hair, dislike of modern architecture, blocked nose, drowsiness

    Cure: prayer



    almost perfect i guess
    Quote Originally Posted by Knoxville
    As I find big muff's to be a bit of an aquired taste
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    X1800XT Dildo enchanged 3D Version, 512MegaLongJohn
    Oh, did I mention.....I like sheep.....


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    Congratulations! You are suffering from
    Shiato Storm's Disorder.
    Cause: genetically-modified toast

    Symptoms: urine retention, rosy cheeks, spitting, receding gums

    Cure: drink a hundred cups of tea every day for the rest of your life


    its some what of a shame that i don't drink tea and yet I eat a reasonable amount of taost...
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    Cause: drug abuse

    Symptoms: automatic writing, restlessness, excessive bad poetry

    Cure: psychiatry
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    Textbook example. You are suffering from
    Jiff lemon's Disorder.
    Cause: eating spicy food

    Symptoms: sudden invisibility, murderous rage, grey stools

    Cure: attempt to repeat cause

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    I thought as much. You are suffering from
    Steven's Lurgy.

    Cause: dancing

    Symptoms: mild thirst for human blood, suicidal thoughts, enhanced vision, whitening of teeth

    Cure: consume more alcohol

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    • Grey M@a's system
      • Motherboard:
      • Gigabyte Z97X Gaming 7
      • CPU:
      • i7 4790K (With H100i cooling)
      • Memory:
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      • Storage:
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    Congratulations! You are suffering from
    Grey M@aosis.

    Cause: mobile phone radiation

    Symptoms: swollen appendix, hunger, sudden extra ribs, extremely impaired vision

    Cure: psychiatry

    Better keep my eyes peeled for extra ribs growing

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