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    Space station crew run out of food

    Space crew food shortage
    NASA says there's a critical shortage of food for crew members on board the international space station and they've been told to go on a diet. Nasa officials are investigating how this could have happened.
    its cause there's a fat american on board thats why.
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    they should eat him, im sure all their food is inside him
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    perhaps if they cut him open it'll be a bit like that scene from Temple of Doom [with the little snakes in the big one], and all the food will come out, still packaged in their foil wrappers...
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    Surely they could get some food up to them pretty quick if they had to?

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    by heeeeuuooooge catapult. yes.
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    just another example of how stupid americans can be at times.
    ne1 heard of the chicken shooter the british invented to test trains, and wen the americans tried it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrivatePyle
    Yes, it is only orbiting the earth in SPACE.
    Well considering they got the whole lot up there in the first place I wouldnt have thought it would have been to much trouble to get them some food as well .


    BTW I note NASA are only investigating how it happened while the Russians are actually getting them some food.
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    Quote Originally Posted by USA Today
    A series of repeated food audits, during which Chiao counted food containers in the station pantry and then engineers on the ground ran new calculations, has been going on since just after Thanksgiving.
    All that counting must giving them an awful appetite .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kedanul
    just another example of how stupid americans can be at times.
    ne1 heard of the chicken shooter the british invented to test trains, and wen the americans tried it?
    Yes, and its a complete urban myth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by turkster
    Originally Posted by USA Today
    A series of repeated food audits, during which Chiao counted food containers in the station pantry and then engineers on the ground ran new calculations, has been going on since just after Thanksgiving.
    All that counting must giving them an awful appetite .
    I believe it went something like this:
    one for you two for me, another for you two for me etc... until the poor starving russian had no food left and looked longingly at the floating blob of his american crewmate, imagining a huge cupcakeski or roast chickenov...
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    well i think its obvious, go to the moon!



    there's bound to be a starbucks or something

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zak33
    sounds like a case for.....

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