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    Colleague eating oranges...

    Bloke at work sat opposite is munching on oranges and teh smell is flooding the office... but all my mind can focus on is the smell of ArctiClean!!

    I wonder what that says about me...!

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    Re: Colleague eating oranges...

    get a banana and start eating it suggestively then. join in the fun.
    brighten up those Monday blues.

    I wonder what that says about me...!
    Last edited by stevie lee; 19-01-2015 at 03:40 PM.

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    Re: Colleague eating oranges...

    Quote Originally Posted by stevie lee View Post
    get a banana and start eating it suggestively then. join in the fun.
    brighten up those Monday blues.

    I wonder what that says about me...!
    Get some walnuts (in their shells) to go with it!
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    Re: Colleague eating oranges...

    Get some large Oranges and start eating them like an Apple and the juice should squirt allover the place and hopefully in co workers eye

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    Re: Colleague eating oranges...

    You have been domesticated!

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    Re: Colleague eating oranges...

    Prove your manliness and eat lemons, not only will it taste lovely, the whole office will smell lemony fresh!

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    Re: Colleague eating oranges...

    Buy chicken tikka curry for lunch and have your revenge

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    Re: Colleague eating oranges...

    Oh, revenge is easy. I do everything from flipping his screen to taping over the mouse sensor, changing software languages, prank calls...

    I was wondering more about how I now only associate the smell with ArticClean instead of actual oranges!
    Geeeeeeeeek!

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    Re: Colleague eating oranges...

    For a second I thought you'd be saying you have the allergy where the even the smell of an orange sets you off.

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    Re: Colleague eating oranges...

    Get a raw onion and start eating that like an apple. Battle of the smells!

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    Re: Colleague eating oranges...

    Quote Originally Posted by Smudger View Post
    Get a raw onion and start eating that like an apple. Battle of the smells!
    Garlic?
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    Re: Colleague eating oranges...

    Bovril.

    (or essence of blocked drains - same thing)

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    Re: Colleague eating oranges...

    Bring in some egg sarnies to over power it, preferably kept in a warm lunch box all morning. A technique otherwise known as the school coach trip wmd.

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    Re: Colleague eating oranges...

    Or just open up my ArcticClean, I guess...

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