Bloke at work sat opposite is munching on oranges and teh smell is flooding the office... but all my mind can focus on is the smell of ArctiClean!!
I wonder what that says about me...!
Bloke at work sat opposite is munching on oranges and teh smell is flooding the office... but all my mind can focus on is the smell of ArctiClean!!
I wonder what that says about me...!
get a banana and start eating it suggestively then. join in the fun.
brighten up those Monday blues.
I wonder what that says about me...!
Last edited by stevie lee; 19-01-2015 at 03:40 PM.
csgohan4 (19-01-2015)
Get some large Oranges and start eating them like an Apple and the juice should squirt allover the place and hopefully in co workers eye![]()
You have been domesticated!
Prove your manliness and eat lemons, not only will it taste lovely, the whole office will smell lemony fresh!
Buy chicken tikka curry for lunch and have your revenge
Oh, revenge is easy. I do everything from flipping his screen to taping over the mouse sensor, changing software languages, prank calls...
I was wondering more about how I now only associate the smell with ArticClean instead of actual oranges!
Geeeeeeeeek!
For a second I thought you'd be saying you have the allergy where the even the smell of an orange sets you off.
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This is bunny and friends. He is fed up waiting for everyone to help him out, and decided to help himself instead!
Get a raw onion and start eating that like an apple. Battle of the smells!
Bovril.
(or essence of blocked drains - same thing)
Bring in some egg sarnies to over power it, preferably kept in a warm lunch box all morning. A technique otherwise known as the school coach trip wmd.
Or just open up my ArcticClean, I guess...
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