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    a joke for friday

    A little girl answrs the phone...
    "Hello?"
    "Hi, honey, this is Daddy .... Is your Mummy near the phone?" "No, daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank." After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, honey!" "Oh Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mummy, right now!" "Uh, Okay,then...here's what I want you do. Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mummy and Uncle Frank that Daddy's car's just pulled up outside the house." "Okay, Daddy!" A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. "Well, I did what you said,Daddy." "And what happened?" he asks. "Well,Mummy got all scared,jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went flying out the front window and now she's all dead." "Oh my God!!!!! And what about Uncle Frank?" "He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he was all scared and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool ... but he must have forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's all real dead too."

    ***long pause***



    ***more pause****



    Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool ???? Is this 0161 621 703921?"

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    nice one!

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    top stuff...!
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    That's probably the most brilliant joke that's been posted on the whole of these forums EVER!


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    mwahaha love it.
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    haha, that's great
    I don't mean to sound cold, or cruel, or vicious, but I am so that's the way it comes out.

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    top class

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    excellent

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    Heard it already, and a bunch of similar ones But it's still funny!

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