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    Things me and my girlfriend have atgued about

    No, not me personally but the best blog I have ever read

    http://www.thingsmygirlfriendandihavearguedabout.com/
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    Love it

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    Great read!

    Reminds me of someone I know!
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    That's absolutely stunning. Very good find, well done.

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    Margret doesn't like to watch films on the TV. No, hold on - let me make sure you've got the inflection here: Margret doesn't like to watch films on the TV. She says she does, but years of bitter experience have proven that what she actually wants is to sit by me while I narrate the entire bleeding film to her. 'Who's she?', 'Why did he get shot?', 'I thought that one was on their side?', 'Is that a bomb' - 'JUST WATCH IT! IN THE NAME OF GOD, JUST WATCH IT!' The hellish mirror-image of this is when she furnishes me, deaf to my pleading, with her commentary. Chair-clawing suspense being assaulted mercilessly from behind by such interjections as, 'Hey! Look! They're the cushions we've got.', 'Isn't she the one who does that tampon advert?' and, on one famous occasion, 'Oh, I've seen this - he gets killed at the end.'

    Margret thinks I'm vain because... I use a mirror when I shave. During this argument in the bathroom - our fourth most popular location for arguments, it will delight and charm you to learn - Margret proved that shaving with a mirror could only be seen as outrageous narcissism by saying, 'None of the other men I've been with,' (my, but it's all I can do to stop myself hugging her when she begins sentences like that) 'None of the other men I've been with used a mirror to shave.'
    'Ha! Difficult to check up on that, isn't it? As all the other men you've been with can now only communicate by blinking their eyes!' I said. Much later. When Margret had left the house.
    had me in stiches

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    Does it include eating the Xmas peanuts a day before the other half thinks they should be eaten?
    Or my particular favourite "what does the differential do?"

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    He wrote a book of the same name as well which is excellent, have a look on Amazon

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    lol quality

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    She keeps making me carry tampons around - 'Here, have these, just in case.'
    'Oooooooh, why can't you carry them?'
    'I've got no pockets.'
    Then, of course, I forget about them. And the next time I'm meeting The Duchess of Kent or someone I pull a handkerchief out of my pocket and shower feminine hygiene products everywhere.
    Brilliant

    It's all hilarious. Excellent find


    Edit:
    Margret's four-hundred-and-fifty-second most annoying habit is to stealthily turn off the central heating (then light the gas fire in the room she's in, natch). I'll suddenly notice that, sitting typing at the keyboard, I can see my own breath while from the bedroom one of the kids will call out, 'Papa, I can't feel my legs...' And I'll shiver down the stairs to find the central heating set to 'Summer/Hypothermia/Cryogenic Suspension,' and Margret in the living room watching the TV in a door frame warping furnace.
    ROFL

    Edit 2: Oh my this is awesome

    Edit 3: Oh lord there just isn't enough sig space to quote everything
    Last edited by Howard; 26-12-2004 at 11:09 AM.
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    Hehe lovely
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