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    Question Whats wrong with Girls toilets?

    Sounds bizarre but the other day in Hamleys of all places I went to the mens toilets, next to the womens and lo and behold was faced with a number of women queueing up.......hmm I thought must be a problem in the ladies, I was about to remonstrate with said females that there are toilets for BOTH sexes when I realised my wife was in the queue as well eh????

    I asked why they were here and the reply baffled me
    "because the womens toilets are such a mess" apparently she says that this is common that girls are messy in the public toilets and she as well as many other women preferred going to the mens toilets "which are always clean"????? she says its the same in concerts/festivals etc , girls are a messy bunch when its not their toilet????

    -I thought the opposite was true it was blokes but to my amazement the other women there also agreed that "boys toilets are always clean"

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    Well if the state of the men's toilets in pubs, restaurants, etc around here are anything to go by I dread to think what the women's are like .

    I suppose us men have a idealistic view of women as being always clean and tidy .
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    At festivals and back in the day at school the girls toilet was always messier then the boys, there are a couple of reasons for this.....

    1. Girls often go to the toilet in groups and a group of people (especially a drunken hen night group of people) is more likely to make a mess than us blokes who go in on our own and just try to keep our eye on the ball so to speak.

    2. If women do go in the mens its (hopefully anyway) gonna be in a cubical which is where the majority of men don't go tbh

    3 The grass is always greener

    Mind you, 90% of the girls toilets i've ended up in have been a far better state than the lads.

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    Now u try going into the girls bogs, there allowed in ours but I bet if U walked into theres n tried too pee in the sink there'd b trouble....

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    On the rare occasions I've been in the ladies, they're always way nicer than the gents. Still, apart from at work, my main experience of public toilets is in the grottier London pubs, so that's probably to be expected.

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    at reading this year, i was completely stone drunk off my rocker at about 1pm so i stumbled into a pizza hut in the town - went in the guys toilet and thought what a mess, there were turds on the floor, toilets blocked and the like, so tried to the ladies

    it was much cleaner, either theyd just cleaned, or it was just a cleaner toilet, so i sat down and did the business not thinking much of it as i didnt fancy dumping on a dump in the lads toilet

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    needless to say, i got booted out and banned from using pizza hut toilets ever again in reading
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    it could be that in hamleys - a toy shop - that blokes hardly dare venture in there with their children and leave the onerous task up to their far braver spouses...that way blokes loos stay sweet whilst ladies is fine.
    go into a club/pub and its the reverse - bloke's aims get really poor and its awful to go when in a club [saddly a necessity due to the diuretic effect of alcohol]...are ladies loos in pubs/clubs ok then?
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    It really depends what pub/club you are in tbh....
    For example the loos in Jumpin Jaks tend to be a bit of a mess but most other pubs/clubs stay in a pretty decent(ish) state.

    Having never used a Gents loo in my life I cannot compare them to the Ladies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Knoxville
    At festivals and back in the day at school the girls toilet was always messier then the boys, there are a couple of reasons for this.....

    1. Girls often go to the toilet in groups and a group of people (especially a drunken hen night group of people) is more likely to make a mess than us blokes who go in on our own and just try to keep our eye on the ball so to speak.

    2. If women do go in the mens its (hopefully anyway) gonna be in a cubical which is where the majority of men don't go tbh

    3 The grass is always greener

    Mind you, 90% of the girls toilets i've ended up in have been a far better state than the lads.

    I totally agree with you!
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    tbh honoop, i've found that jumpin jak's loos arent too bad, well the ones in glasgow anyway, cos they have a little toilet monitor person to look after them, but most other places have loo roll all over the place and urine on the loo seats - i just dont see the need for it!

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    lol, at work the girls toilets have all pou pouri (or however you spell it) etc and all pink basins,

    the lads, all white, and a bit grubby around the edges!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rave
    You must have been gutted.
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    When I visited London 2 years ago, over the course of two weeks, I determined that UK restrooms are not even close to as clean as ours in the USA. The clean ones smelled horrible and the filthy ones were unusable (and this wasn't limited to pubs).

    As for the ladies room being nastier--my guess is that this applies to the drunk frequented restrooms. When I lived in the freshmen dorms years ago, the drunk girls piled into the mens room on my floor. Most of the time, it sounded like someone dumping a bucket of water into the toilet and onto the floor. OT--other strange and humorous stuff happened (i.e. I was once taking a **** at about 12AM and some drunk stumbles into the stall next to me and makes a mess on the floor. The next thing I remember is a drunk girl's head poking into my stall from the bottom *shakes head*).

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