Oh yes, my Mum has come up trumps again...
Obviously having had a damn good rummage through the bargain bin in Mackays, she's presented me with a truly awful BEIGE courdroy long sleeved t-shirt/rugby shirt.
Yes, you could be the happy and proud owner of a 'jumper' that Noel Edmunds would baulk at wearing. I wouldn't even be seen swimming in the sewers in this thing... it's so appalling I haven't tried it on.
Tastefully finished with brown buttons and with shop tag still attached, you can perhaps draw checked lines on it and pass it off as a Burberry, if you were so inclined... me, I'd tear it up for car washing rags, except my knackered old K reg Peugeot deserves better than that.
I suppose that I could claim this item is unique as they must have surely dragged the designer out and shot them after he produced this prototype version....
Yours for the princely sum of £1... plus whatever the postage is.
I'm not going to offer anything other than normal postage on this as no-one in their right mind would want to nick it.
And the quid I'll make from it? That can go to buying me something far more useful and desirable, like a colonic irrigation or lobotomy.