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    For sale!! One HORRIBLE sweater!

    Oh yes, my Mum has come up trumps again...

    Obviously having had a damn good rummage through the bargain bin in Mackays, she's presented me with a truly awful BEIGE courdroy long sleeved t-shirt/rugby shirt.

    Yes, you could be the happy and proud owner of a 'jumper' that Noel Edmunds would baulk at wearing. I wouldn't even be seen swimming in the sewers in this thing... it's so appalling I haven't tried it on.

    Tastefully finished with brown buttons and with shop tag still attached, you can perhaps draw checked lines on it and pass it off as a Burberry, if you were so inclined... me, I'd tear it up for car washing rags, except my knackered old K reg Peugeot deserves better than that.

    I suppose that I could claim this item is unique as they must have surely dragged the designer out and shot them after he produced this prototype version....

    Yours for the princely sum of £1... plus whatever the postage is.

    I'm not going to offer anything other than normal postage on this as no-one in their right mind would want to nick it.

    And the quid I'll make from it? That can go to buying me something far more useful and desirable, like a colonic irrigation or lobotomy.
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    pics of dodgy sweater?
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    cmon, it might be sexy to someone
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    You can't give your moms sweater away mate, its not nice. Think of baby Jesus and the spirit of Christmas.

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    Vaul, you're right... this thing is NOT nice.... it's not even an eyesore....

    Jesus? HE got gold, frankinsense and myrhh... not a beige courdroy sweater!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaul
    You can't give your moms sweater away mate, its not nice. Think of baby Jesus and the spirit of Christmas.
    He's not giving it away, he's selling it for £1.. although personally I think Deck's going to have to pay someone to take it away
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    C'mon Deckard, lets have pics of the sweater.
    Bored of the old one, new one coming soon

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    ROFL!!

    Ive just arrived at Deckard's and have been presented with the 'jumper' and can verify that it is truly HIDEOUS!! A true christmas cringe classic!
    I really dont know how he kept a straight face as he opened it in front of his mother....

    Perhaps if someone hasn't yet finished their shopping they could per-chase it as a designer present for someone they reallly dont like!!!

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    You asked for it... I hope none of you have eaten recently....



    Quote Originally Posted by Dareos View Post
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    Now thats the face of unwanted presentness

    Just do what I'm doing 2moro, everyones round mine for a post xmas swap shop

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    So come on, look how miserable I am... who's going to take this fine example of poor taste off my hands?
    Quote Originally Posted by Dareos View Post
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    Nah, tbh I think it'd suit you

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    ROFL ... at that expression!!!!

    Deck man i didnt realise u felt that bad about it.

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