I was just about to take apart this exhausted 9V battery to make a shim from the battery jacket, the moment my pliers touched the casing. Bang!
My hearing in my right ear is slowly returning, the pop was loud, firecracker loud.
I never expected an alkaline battery to pop like that, I'm adamant it has never been shorted, at least externally, it had sat on my shelf for a few months having been pulled from a smoke alarm.
I'm guessing hydrogen was behind the bang, perhaps the electrolyte had undergone electrolysis though an internal short, the battery is completely dry and quite a lot of (very basic) powdery substance was ejected, much of it across the desk and on to the floor.
Also ejected was what appears to be a miniature APDS projectile, apparently highly effective against plastic.
Slow day for me, thought I'd share.