Easter Egg Hunt Clues

[ik9000]

A belated Happy Easter to you all. Hope you had a good day.

It's the first Easter my wife and I have both been at home for a good few years so I did an egg hunt for her. Was a good laugh, and she found some of the clues easier than I thought, and others which I thought were straight-forward she got more confused by. So I thought I'd post them here for people to try and see how they do. Assume an average house, and all in doors (due to bad weather). There aren't any in jokes, other than #3 - hints available on request.

1. Good morning – welcome to your Easter Egg hunt!
Your first clue is genuinely laconic. Though I hope it's not too dead pan for you.
2. Ah! So you found me. I'll help you with another. For number two – that is all I'm saying. Hah!
3. Well done stinky bum! Now to find your third! Too rude? Don't go getting the blues on me now.
4. Congratulations. Now to find your next egg. You'll have to think outside the box. It's in a different guise – after all it is the weekend! Too hard? Don't be sad – though it is kind of a drag...
5. Wow! Good work. You're on fire! Better make sure you don’t set fire to anything…
6. That took you a while. No slacking! You're clearly lagging. Are you napping on me?
7. There was an old woman…
8. Doing well, but you look peeved. Shall we air our views?
9. Nearly there! But who's been making all these eggs? If you think about it and understand you'll spot her. Or should that be potter?
10. Ok, ok. You got me! But it weren't my fault. I had help, see? But I ain't saying who. You'll have to figure that out for yourself. After all you've come so-far already!
11. And for your last clue – I am a mountain and a flat plain all in one
12. The End. Well done, oh great sleuth!