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    David Hasslehoff

    We caught a guy on the web earlier looking for some David Hasslehoff cd From amazon.

    Whilst bugging him and looking over his shoulder, we saw this :

    http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg...glance&s=music

    read review number 3


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    Actually, all the reviews on that page are pretty funny.

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    'I LOVE THIS CD! LOVE IT! WOOOOO-YES! I AM TRULY OBSESSED WITH DAVID'S FABULOUS HAIR! OH CARL! IT ABSOLUTLEY BLOWS MY MIND. MUST I REMIND YOU THAT HE SINGS LIKE A BIRD? - NO, I CAN'T. I CAN TELL YOU THAT IF YOU LISTEN TO THIS CD WHILE EATING A SANDWICH, YOUR LIPS WILL THROB UNCONTROLLABLY. HIS HAIR IS DRIVING ME INSANE!'

    Genius.

    I like the hugely slappable face bit as well.

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    Can't wait to see his cameo in Spongebob the movie
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    it was this bit that made me laugh...

    Quote Originally Posted by the first review
    Hasselhoff is singing from his soul - and, just like a ninja, there's no stopping him!

    Not that anyone would want to stop him. He's the best ninja singer in the world.
    i am a ninja singer!

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    ninja singer - I just burst out laughing in our silent office ROFL
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    'Hot Shot City is particularly good. It's not on this disc, but it really is very good.'

    Hehe.

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    "After listening a third time I assaulted myself and then developed an eating disorder"

    LOL
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    just spotted this from the, people who bought, this also bought...

    Bit o'class

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    This album hits new heights in the cheese department. I thought it could have been Cheddar when I bought it but I discovered that, in fact, it was rotting Brie.

    After listening to this album a couple of times I lost the power of sight and attempted suicide. After listening a third time I assaulted myself and then developed an eating disorder. If I am forced to listen to any more of his music or look upon his hugely slappable face again I will disembowel myself and then turn myself inside-out with a coat-hanger.


    LOL - and I only say that when I do actually "laugh out loud"!

    (I've never rolled on the floor laughing or even laughed my *** off yet, but there's still time )

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    LoL what idiots

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    lmao, look up the best of david hasselhoff on amazon and find my review (u'll recognise my name)

    wat a great album, couldnt be happier

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    Quote Originally Posted by rubbishrubbishrubbishrubbishrubbishey
    just spotted this from the, people who bought, this also bought...

    Bit o'class

    And you know it.... I have that album.... I was listening to it in the car the other day in fact...


    No.. really... "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins" By Mr. Nimoy is inspired.....

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