How to Stress a Zak

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19-01-2005, 08:11 PM
Zak33

How to Stress a Zak

OK. Full instructions.

1: Put Zak's house on market, and get interest pretty quickly, get a bid, accept bid, and plan to move out and into Sair's house while we find some where new.

2: Get a bid on Sair's house, and then find out house we were gonna buy has been taken off market

3: Allow Zak and Sair to BOTH get new jobs AND new careers straight after.

4: Have to hold onto Sair's house buyer as market is failing, but with no potential for new house to buy.

5: Box up lots of Zak's stuff and take to Sair's parents, but keep essentials like kitchen stuff, TV, 2 PC's, bed, rally car, parts, etc and 2 dogs. Box up stuff like CD's books, etc.

6: Let CHristmas arrive and get EVERYONE to buy Zak books and CD@s and stuff (they ARE all lovely but I'm moving house soon ;))

7: Allow Zak to live 30 days at a time, and ring weekly to Solicitor to ask "have I exchanged yet?" and be told we are waiting for lots of stuff further down line.

8: Allow Zak to have a single day off, chill, relax, go buy food, fill freezer and do NOTHING for first time in 2 months.

9: Ring him day after and say "HI, its Wed, can you move out next Friday"

10: Allow Zak to ring |Removal companies who have already done quotes, and get a firm "yup can do it...next Tuesday"

So....looking around right now, at my empire, of PC parts, PC's, dogs etc...

I need to start packing.

now..

no really..

NOW

NOW

NO REALLY NOW YOU GIT

G E T O N W I T H I T

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help
19-01-2005, 08:11 PM
Zak33

oh my LOFT :(
19-01-2005, 08:12 PM
Zak33

is dark..might stay up here,....safer.....cold but secure.
19-01-2005, 08:14 PM
Stoo

Take one large truck..

Fill..

Repeat until full..

Move stuff..

Fill again..

Move stuff..

Repeat ad infinitum..

;)
19-01-2005, 08:15 PM
Stoo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zak33

is dark..might stay up here,....safer.....cold but secure.

haha, I popped into our loft the other day to reboot my router, I was nearly frozen to the loft ladder it was that cold..

Good for keeping your drinks cold though :D
19-01-2005, 08:23 PM
Zak33

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stoo

Take one large truck..

Fill..

Repeat until full..

Move stuff..

Fill again..

Move stuff..

Repeat ad infinitum..

;)

cant..got nowhere to go...gotta get it all into storage :(
19-01-2005, 08:33 PM
Tumble

nightmare :( hope ya get it sorted soon fella...
19-01-2005, 08:34 PM
Stoo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stoo

Take one large truck..

Fill..

Repeat until full..

Move stuff to storage

Fill again..

Move stuff..

Repeat ad infinitum..

;)

:D
19-01-2005, 08:35 PM
Zak33

/\ from the outside. I know you're right :)
19-01-2005, 08:38 PM
Nick

Need a hand?

No, no joke, do you want some help?
19-01-2005, 08:39 PM
Zak33

no....youdont wanna be here when I get all wound up ;) but ta anyway
19-01-2005, 09:08 PM
Nick

Yes, I do.
19-01-2005, 09:41 PM
Flash

good luck mate :)
19-01-2005, 09:44 PM
Allen

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zak33

is dark..might stay up here,....safer.....cold but secure.

I refuse to go into my loft now, after watching The Grudge... ;)
19-01-2005, 09:58 PM
Kumagoro

So what have you learned zak..... I learned (when moving) thats its better to accept less money for your house if they have no chain below them.. Saves so much time and
worry.
19-01-2005, 10:34 PM
0iD

I've moves 4/5 times over the years & I can certainly sympethise Zak matey. It's the most stressful time of your life (& I should know, I got four kids)
19-01-2005, 10:55 PM
Jiff Lemon

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zak33

no....you dont wanna be here when I get all wound up :) but ta anyway

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deckard

Yes, I do.

Yup, count me in for removal duties if you need it.

even if its only to open you a cold beer at the end of it all. :)
19-01-2005, 10:58 PM
Zathras

Simple answer Zakk, get Sara to take away your network or modem<>wall-socket lead so you can't procrastinate on t'Internet. She returns it when you're finished. Talk about incentive :)
19-01-2005, 11:22 PM
Honoop

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiff Lemon

Yup, count me in for removal duties if you need it.

even if its only to open you a cold beer at the end of it all. :)

And me.... Ive moved and help move so many times Im a pro!!
So if you need a hand give us a shout - I MEAN IT!!!!
20-01-2005, 12:04 AM
JK Ferret

Zak, stressed?

/slaps head in disbelief

At least when its over you can rest a little...

I've moved ...er...
/counts on fingers
1...2...3...4...
yeah, about 4 times. stress and a half:(
20-01-2005, 10:33 AM
Zak33

thanks guys. I'm kinda on top of it...kinda.

REALLY pleased I kept althe boxes for my techy stuff. really pleased.
20-01-2005, 12:33 PM
Nemeliza

Just keep thinking of when itll be all over and use that to motivate you. Just think how happy you will be once its all done and dusted.