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    How to Stress a Zak

    OK. Full instructions.

    1: Put Zak's house on market, and get interest pretty quickly, get a bid, accept bid, and plan to move out and into Sair's house while we find some where new.

    2: Get a bid on Sair's house, and then find out house we were gonna buy has been taken off market

    3: Allow Zak and Sair to BOTH get new jobs AND new careers straight after.

    4: Have to hold onto Sair's house buyer as market is failing, but with no potential for new house to buy.

    5: Box up lots of Zak's stuff and take to Sair's parents, but keep essentials like kitchen stuff, TV, 2 PC's, bed, rally car, parts, etc and 2 dogs. Box up stuff like CD's books, etc.

    6: Let CHristmas arrive and get EVERYONE to buy Zak books and CD@s and stuff (they ARE all lovely but I'm moving house soon )

    7: Allow Zak to live 30 days at a time, and ring weekly to Solicitor to ask "have I exchanged yet?" and be told we are waiting for lots of stuff further down line.

    8: Allow Zak to have a single day off, chill, relax, go buy food, fill freezer and do NOTHING for first time in 2 months.

    9: Ring him day after and say "HI, its Wed, can you move out next Friday"

    10: Allow Zak to ring |Removal companies who have already done quotes, and get a firm "yup can do it...next Tuesday"

    So....looking around right now, at my empire, of PC parts, PC's, dogs etc...

    I need to start packing.

    now..

    no really..

    NOW

    NOW

    NO REALLY NOW YOU GIT

    G E T O N W I T H I T





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    help

    Quote Originally Posted by Advice Trinity by Knoxville
    "The second you aren't paying attention to the tool you're using, it will take your fingers from you. It does not know sympathy." |
    "If you don't gaffer it, it will gaffer you" | "Belt and braces"

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    oh my LOFT

    Quote Originally Posted by Advice Trinity by Knoxville
    "The second you aren't paying attention to the tool you're using, it will take your fingers from you. It does not know sympathy." |
    "If you don't gaffer it, it will gaffer you" | "Belt and braces"

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    is dark..might stay up here,....safer.....cold but secure.

    Quote Originally Posted by Advice Trinity by Knoxville
    "The second you aren't paying attention to the tool you're using, it will take your fingers from you. It does not know sympathy." |
    "If you don't gaffer it, it will gaffer you" | "Belt and braces"

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    Take one large truck..

    Fill..

    Repeat until full..

    Move stuff..

    Fill again..

    Move stuff..

    Repeat ad infinitum..

    (\__/)
    (='.'=)
    (")_(")

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zak33
    is dark..might stay up here,....safer.....cold but secure.
    haha, I popped into our loft the other day to reboot my router, I was nearly frozen to the loft ladder it was that cold..

    Good for keeping your drinks cold though
    (\__/)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stoo
    Take one large truck..

    Fill..

    Repeat until full..

    Move stuff..

    Fill again..

    Move stuff..

    Repeat ad infinitum..


    cant..got nowhere to go...gotta get it all into storage

    Quote Originally Posted by Advice Trinity by Knoxville
    "The second you aren't paying attention to the tool you're using, it will take your fingers from you. It does not know sympathy." |
    "If you don't gaffer it, it will gaffer you" | "Belt and braces"

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    nightmare hope ya get it sorted soon fella...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stoo
    Take one large truck..

    Fill..

    Repeat until full..

    Move stuff to storage

    Fill again..

    Move stuff..

    Repeat ad infinitum..

    (\__/)
    (='.'=)
    (")_(")

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    /\ from the outside. I know you're right

    Quote Originally Posted by Advice Trinity by Knoxville
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    "If you don't gaffer it, it will gaffer you" | "Belt and braces"

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    Need a hand?

    No, no joke, do you want some help?
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    "OH OOOOHH oOOHHHHHHHOOHHHHHHH FILL ME WITH YOUR.... eeww not the stuff from the lab"

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    no....youdont wanna be here when I get all wound up but ta anyway

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    Yes, I do.
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    good luck mate

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zak33
    is dark..might stay up here,....safer.....cold but secure.
    I refuse to go into my loft now, after watching The Grudge...

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    So what have you learned zak..... I learned (when moving) thats its better to accept less money for your house if they have no chain below them.. Saves so much time and
    worry.

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    I've moves 4/5 times over the years & I can certainly sympethise Zak matey. It's the most stressful time of your life (& I should know, I got four kids)
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    When I say go, both walk in the opposite direction for 10 paces, draw handbags, then bitch-slap each other!

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