Blonde Joke

[Zak33]

The Blonde and the Blonde Cop


A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car
and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.

The cop asked to see the blonde's driving license.

She dug through her handbag and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked.

The policewoman replied "It's square and it has your picture on it".

The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is", she said.



The blonde policewoman looked at the mirror, then handed it back and
said, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."

[joshwa]

lol,

i like the way you put 'a blonde'

[JK Ferret]

Okay, that's a new one...
Pretty funny though

[da_ging]

nice one

[Zedmeister]

A blonde was down on her luck one day, and needing some hard currency, she decided to walk around an estate and see if people needed any jobs doing.

- Knock, Knock

Man - "Hello, "

Blonde - "Hi! Do you want me to do any jobs, I could do with some money!"

Man - "Hmm, yes. If you could paint my porch for me, I'll pay you £100"

Blonde - "Wow! £100 I'll do it!"

So the man goes for a walk somewhere and leaves the blonde to it. When he returns, the porch looks as filthy as it did before. Odd he though, I wonder where she's gone? Going in to the garage, he sees that his car has been given a lovely coat of whitewash.

Man - "What have you done!!!???!!!???"

Blonde - "I've painted your porsche like you've asked...?"

[JK Ferret]

A blond lived on a farm. She didn't get many visitors, so I went to
see her...when I got there, she was standing stiff as a board, out in
the middle of the cow paddock. I yelled out to her, and asked what she
was doing standing out there all still and straight. She replied that she
was trying to win a Noble Peace prize. I said, "Well, that's great, but
what are you doing in the paddock?" She replied, "I was reading the
newspaper, and it said all you had to do to win the Noble Peace prize
was to be outstanding in your field."

[yamangman]

Or even Nobel.