Yes, it's that thing you have just once a year and don't really enjoy - the traditional festive Hexus add-a-piece story thread. Now serving in good time for you all to digest & recover in time for Sunday the 25th.
New members especially welcome; knowledge of Hexus history, persons or in-jokes is not essential - please just pitch in with any old seasonal nonsense, the dafter the better.
'Twas Christmas Day in the Hexus dining room, and everything was laid out to perfection on the paperwhite tablecloth, with its chrome cutlery - shiny, but not flash-y - and its tasteful google glassware.
The Swingle Singers were playing softly in the background courtesy of g8ina's Manticore Mantra, the cracker jokes had been suitably bowdlerised by peterb in case of NSFW content, and r_j_k_p was steering people away from the nougat and towards the oranges & apples. Presents for everyone were sitting under the tree, and the assembled had been well-briefed on the non-existence of Santa for their own good. All were looking forward to the turkey* which was currently being overclockedcooked (or under, there was no real way of telling..) in Smudger's new oven, and flaming Christmas pudding to follow [sponsored by the Galaxy S7], with traditional threepenny bits - Hexus had pushed the boat out and got the 64-bit luxury pud. Just then...
*strictly virtual - cba with the 'vegetarians-are-cranks-go-on-have-a-£5-note-it-won't-hurt-ya' backlash of serving you up anything else.