Some choice chav jokes

[Shad]

What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.

What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.

What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.

What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.

Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of
stairs.

What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.

If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
It might be your bike.

What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
"What you lookin' at?"

How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.

Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police.

What do you say to a chav in a suit?
"Would the defendent please rise?"

The Government approached Chav's to ask them if they would like to join
the single currency in Europe.
The Chav's replied that they would prefer to keep the Giro.

Policeman: You're under arrest.
Chav: What the f*ck for?
Policeman: Swearing at a police officer.

What do you call a chav waiting in a bus shelter?
At a party.

What do you call a 20 year old chav?
Dunno. Ask her 7 year old son.

What do you do if you run a chav over?
Put it into reverse just to make sure.

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Hahaha, we like!

[Zedmeister]

I'd like to add:

[autopilot]

Good stuff

Does anyone know what chav stands for/short for/means?

[m1ke_hawkins]

What is a Chav?

'chav' (slang) - a young person, often without a high level of education, who follows a particular fashion; Chavs usually wear designer labels including the chav favourite 'Burberry', and if they’re girls, very short skirts, large hoop earrings and stilettos.

Chavs see branded baseball caps as a status symbol and wear them at every opportunity. Normally found hanging around shopping centres.

Also known as Townies, Kevs, Hood Rats, Charvers, Steeks, Stigs, Bazzas, Yarcos, Ratboys, Chorer, Skangers, Scutters, Janners, Kappa Slappers, Scallies, Spides and Neds in Scotland.

What is a Chavette?

A chavette is a female chav - Normally seen wearing sportswear, fake designer gear and large hoop earrings.


Mike

[steve threlfall]

What is a Chav?

'chav' (slang) - a young person, often without a high level of education, who follows a particular fashion; Chavs usually wear designer labels including the chav favourite 'Burberry', and if they’re girls, very short skirts, large hoop earrings and stilettos.

Chavs see branded baseball caps as a status symbol and wear them at every opportunity. Normally found hanging around shopping centres.

Also known as Townies, Kevs, Hood Rats, Charvers, Steeks, Stigs, Bazzas, Yarcos, Ratboys, Chorer, Skangers, Scutters, Janners, Kappa Slappers, Scallies, Spides and Neds in Scotland.

What is a Chavette?

A chavette is a female chav - Normally seen wearing sportswear, fake designer gear and large hoop earrings.


Mike

Also known as Rockport Rangers

Favourite phrases include:

Innit star is ya gora spare fag aiiiiiiiiiiiight

and whad da flock ya say bout me maam

[Zedmeister]

Also known as Rockport Rangers

Favourite phrases include:

Innit star is ya gora spare fag aiiiiiiiiiiiight

and whad da flock ya say bout me maam

Don't forget the oft popular:

"What tha f**k yooo lookin' at???"
"I'll knock you the f^&K out!"
"Nahhhh mate, eeee ain' worf it"


The more nocturnal Chavs can be seen round late night petrol stations, off licenses, village greens and parks, supping MD 20/20 or White Lightning from filthy bottles, generally fouling up the place like stray dogs...

[Atomic]

Excellent jokes.

Some are so spot on too!

[smtkr]

Hell, the definition is the funniest part for me.

[Cat Woman]

What do you call a chav in a chocolate factory?

Sweet

[shiato storm]

more funnies

[Snaga]

Please refer to Chavscum

[Zedmeister]

Yes! It had to be done - The chav smiley!

[no_numb]

chav comes from cheltnam average... lol good jokes

[schmunk]

Council House And Violent

Or so I heard....