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    Ummm...

    I was wondering, could someone could answer these questions about Hexus please...

    1)How are moderators chosen?
    2)What are the avatar requirements?
    3)What are the custom name (eg member etc...) requirements?

    If I think of any more general questions, I'll post them here.

    Thanks,

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    1) You contribute well to the forums in general and show signs of having the skills able to moderate. And David picks you.

    2) 500 beans. I mean posts.

    3) I have no idea. I think it's from the start?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kedanul
    1)How are moderators chosen?
    Trial by fire and ice.

    2)What are the avatar requirements?
    500 posts or a picture of a current mod or admin in a compromising position with an oven ready duck.

    3)What are the custom name (eg member etc...) requirements?
    Erm... can't remember. You need 50 posts to use the For Sale forums though.

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    I thought so Howard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaul
    Trial by fire and ice.



    500 posts or a picture of a current mod or admin in a compromising position with an oven ready duck.



    Erm... can't remember. You need 50 posts to use the For Sale forums though.
    Right...that makes loads of sense...no.2 that is...thanks anyway

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    You know "Stewart" is a name perfect for a duck. Infact I swear there's one called Stewart somewhere...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howard
    You know "Stewart" is a name perfect for a duck. Infact I swear there's one called Stewart somewhere...

    bound to be with the english cricket team

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    funny you should say that i don't personally recall a stewart the duck. But i definitely remember a Howard the Duck. He saved the world.

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    200 for the custom titles.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaul
    Trial by fire and ice.
    sounds a bit like becoming a jedi...not forgetting the 'trial by 5 litres of ale initiation process whilst balancing at the top of a pole a-la-David-Blane style'...being careful not to pee on those standing below!
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    Pfft, Vaul's got it all wrong... as usual...

    Quote Originally Posted by Kedanul
    1)How are moderators chosen?
    You have to show a propensity to verbosity and be able to orally affectate with the sphinctal nadir... oh, and be able to spend a disproportionate amount of time on the forums.


    Quote Originally Posted by Kedanul
    2)What are the avatar requirements?
    Somewhere between 5 and 5 trillion posts, the actual number for each individual member is decided by a random number generator. This is so advanced that NASA BUY time on it from HEXUS. COntrary to popular belief, it is NOT some old tramp in a basement, kept happy on meths (B+Q meths, mind, not that cheap Homebase stuff..) who plays with a Texas calculator and then punches the results into a drool covered keypad....


    Quote Originally Posted by Kedanul
    3)What are the custom name (eg member etc...) requirements?
    Easy one this one... 'Ware the moon lads... 'ware the moon. Stick to the road....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deckard
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    Somewhere between 5 and 5 trillion posts, the actual number for each individual member is decided by a random number generator. This is so advanced that NASA BUY time on it from HEXUS. COntrary to popular belief, it is NOT some old tramp in a basement, kept happy on meths (B+Q meths, mind, not that cheap Homebase stuff..) who plays with a Texas calculator and then punches the results into a drool covered keypad....

    Deck.. Homebase are run by the same gnomes as B&Q matey...

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    But B&Q are lexus and Homebase are just the toyota of the company my friend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaul
    Trial by fire and ice.
    What happens to those that fail???

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