Ummm...

[JK Ferret]

I was wondering, could someone could answer these questions about Hexus please...

1)How are moderators chosen?
2)What are the avatar requirements?
3)What are the custom name (eg member etc...) requirements?

If I think of any more general questions, I'll post them here.

Thanks,

Ked

[Howard]

1) You contribute well to the forums in general and show signs of having the skills able to moderate. And David picks you.

2) 500 beans. I mean posts.

3) I have no idea. I think it's from the start?

[Stewart]

1)How are moderators chosen?

Trial by fire and ice.

2)What are the avatar requirements?

500 posts or a picture of a current mod or admin in a compromising position with an oven ready duck.

3)What are the custom name (eg member etc...) requirements?

Erm... can't remember. You need 50 posts to use the For Sale forums though.

[Howard]

Good one Stewart.

[Stewart]

I thought so Howard.

[JK Ferret]

Trial by fire and ice.



500 posts or a picture of a current mod or admin in a compromising position with an oven ready duck.



Erm... can't remember. You need 50 posts to use the For Sale forums though.

Right...that makes loads of sense...no.2 that is...thanks anyway

[Howard]

You know "Stewart" is a name perfect for a duck. Infact I swear there's one called Stewart somewhere...

[dazedhorizon]

You know "Stewart" is a name perfect for a duck. Infact I swear there's one called Stewart somewhere...

bound to be with the english cricket team

[subucni]

funny you should say that i don't personally recall a stewart the duck. But i definitely remember a Howard the Duck. He saved the world.

[mike_w]

200 for the custom titles.

[shiato storm]

Trial by fire and ice.

sounds a bit like becoming a jedi...not forgetting the 'trial by 5 litres of ale initiation process whilst balancing at the top of a pole a-la-David-Blane style'...being careful not to pee on those standing below!

[Nick]

Pfft, Vaul's got it all wrong... as usual...

1)How are moderators chosen?

You have to show a propensity to verbosity and be able to orally affectate with the sphinctal nadir... oh, and be able to spend a disproportionate amount of time on the forums.

2)What are the avatar requirements?

Somewhere between 5 and 5 trillion posts, the actual number for each individual member is decided by a random number generator. This is so advanced that NASA BUY time on it from HEXUS. COntrary to popular belief, it is NOT some old tramp in a basement, kept happy on meths (B+Q meths, mind, not that cheap Homebase stuff..) who plays with a Texas calculator and then punches the results into a drool covered keypad....

3)What are the custom name (eg member etc...) requirements?

Easy one this one... 'Ware the moon lads... 'ware the moon. Stick to the road....

Hope this helps.

[Tumble]

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Somewhere between 5 and 5 trillion posts, the actual number for each individual member is decided by a random number generator. This is so advanced that NASA BUY time on it from HEXUS. COntrary to popular belief, it is NOT some old tramp in a basement, kept happy on meths (B+Q meths, mind, not that cheap Homebase stuff..) who plays with a Texas calculator and then punches the results into a drool covered keypad....

Deck.. Homebase are run by the same gnomes as B&Q matey...

[Tom]

But B&Q are lexus and Homebase are just the toyota of the company my friend.

And don't forget cheese salad.

[Zedmeister]

Trial by fire and ice.

What happens to those that fail???

[shiato storm]

burning in a pit somewhere south of slough i believe...