when a man asked me for a lift...
I said " Sure, you look great, the worlds your oyster, go for it".
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when a man asked me for a lift...
I said " Sure, you look great, the worlds your oyster, go for it".
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I missed the memo again
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Originally Posted by The Quentos
wtf?
edit: ok, get it, was being distracted by stuff.
Last edited by shiato storm; 03-02-2005 at 01:09 PM.
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You really should lie to Dak like that ya know its not nice![]()
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.
Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.
More Handleyisms here:Originally Posted by schmunk
http://farstrider.net/DeepThoughts/Handey.htm
My favourite ever
think its a Viz quote. awesome.Apparently a man's best friend is his dog. Not in my case. My best friend is Colin
Originally Posted by Advice Trinity by Knoxville
If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic.
Rave that page is genius
TiG
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I'm considering putting rotating Handley quotes in my sig. I particularly like:
I wish I had a Kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away.![]()
Rave - mine are Tim Vine jokes.
Here are a few more. His .com site is just a static page, but his .co.uk site leads you to an agent's booking page...
Hexus.comedy official subforum opening gig, anybody? Mods?![]()
I don't get it :'( (The first one)
Edit:
"So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up, and he said 'You've been promoted.' And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said "You've been promoted again.' And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I said 'I careered off the road.'
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