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    Taking rugby to far?

    LONDON (Reuters) - A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles to celebrate Wales beating England at rugby, the Daily Mirror reported Tuesday.

    Geoff Huish, 26, was so convinced England would win Saturday's match he told fellow drinkers at a social club, "If Wales win I'll cut my balls off," the paper said.

    Friends at the club in Caerphilly, south Wales, thought he was joking.

    But after the game Huish went home, severed his testicles with a knife, and walked 200 yards back to the bar with the testicles to show the shocked drinkers what he had done.

    Huish was taken to hospital where he remained in serious condition, the paper said.

    Wales's 11-9 victory over England at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff was their first home win over England in 12 years.
    http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.j...toryID=7568131

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    Gah!

    Assume foetal position!

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    The news report has been sexed up a bit its not actually quite what happened. There was no bet with mates regarding rugby, the guy just has serious mental problems, and he almost bled to death if it wasnt for the bar owners first aid skills (and he also put the balls on ice so that they can now be sewn back on)

    Yuk *grabs crotch*

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    *puts on cricket cup for rest of the day
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    Lovely stuff.

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    Imagine what he'd have done if they'd lost...

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    aye yi aye. nasty. makes my eyes water just thinking about it. *yelp*

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    That's nothing. When England won the world cup I went for the full castration and emasculation. Then I blew my rugby club up with a fertiliser bomb.

    Good times.

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    ^ ^ I thought your posts sounded higher-pitched than normal...

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