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    The party suddenly went sour...

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    oooo, nasty, personally if i have a woman offering action i'm not gonna say no

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    She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."
    Holy ****!

    Why was a 37yr old at a house party?

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    Damn! That's nasty! *cringes*
    I don't mean to sound cold, or cruel, or vicious, but I am so that's the way it comes out.

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    that kind of story makes one want to invest in a pad-lock for ones nuts.

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    posted that before, surely? I've read it before anyway.
    despite this it still is enough to make any man wince!
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    I am in no way a violent person.
    Says the woman who ripped of a mans testicle with her bare hands and then tried to eat it!

    Rofl that has me in stiches (boom boom)

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    lol Butuz, gotta love a quote like that. She was probably chewing on a piece of brain at the time.
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    Ouch whats with the obsession with knacker ripping recently? Makes my eyes water!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Butuz
    Says the woman who ripped of a mans testicle with her bare hands and then tried to eat it!

    Rofl that has me in stiches (boom boom)

    Butuz
    ROFL, that's what i was thinking

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    She only got 2 1/2 years!

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    Now that she has had a taste of human flesh, she will have an insatiable desire for more. The only real question is whether she will go after genitals again

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    what has the world come to when a simple "sorry love your not my type" gets a testicle ripped from the safety of your scrotum.

    She deserved to get more than 2 1/2 years.

    What if the shoe was on the other foot and he came onto her and she rejected him, so in a fit of rage he bit her breast off? I'm sure that case would have got a bigger sentence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WildmonkeyUK
    what has the world come to when a simple "sorry love your not my type" gets a testicle ripped from the safety of your scrotum.

    She deserved to get more than 2 1/2 years.

    What if the shoe was on the other foot and he came onto her and she rejected him, so in a fit of rage he bit her breast off? I'm sure that case would have got a bigger sentence.

    There would be calls for a public hanging......

    Equality in all it's glory!

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    I wonder if she'll ever get a date again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big RICHARD
    There would be calls for a public hanging......

    Equality in all it's glory!
    Not only that but I expect he would have had to sign the sex offenders register as well.

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