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    Dear god.... it's espresso not expresso

    Please... will everyone sort this out NOW!!!

    Major public rant inbound!


    espresso .......not expresso

    its' NOT fast.....

    it's coffee...

    its ESPRESSO,....


    please stop ANYONE you hear saying it wrong and educate them

    there is NO X in it....

    blood is boiling!!!

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    Re: Dear god.... it's espresso not expresso

    Actually espresso is also used for 'fast' in Italian.. (though I know it means expressed )

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    Re: Dear god.... it's espresso not expresso

    Wait,wut??

    Have you been on Espresso again,Zak33??

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    Re: Dear god.... it's espresso not expresso

    It triggers me almost as much as people talking about "on-premise" IT
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    Re: Dear god.... it's espresso not expresso

    "Sorry, you drank a what?
    Sorry, a what?
    Yeah, that's what I thought you said...."

    And then walk away, never speaking to them again.
    Sorted.

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    Re: Dear god.... it's espresso not expresso

    Quote Originally Posted by Moby-Dick View Post
    It triggers me almost as much as people talking about "on-premise" IT
    I don't understand what that statement actually infers??

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    Re: Dear god.... it's espresso not expresso

    Quote Originally Posted by Moby-Dick View Post
    It triggers me almost as much as people talking about "on-premise" IT
    You mean you haven't leveraged on-premise hyperconverged infrastructure to realise efficiency savings and lower TCO? *twitch*

    Time for another expresso.

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    Re: Dear god.... it's espresso not expresso

    I have to admit I didn't know this. Live and learn!

    ps don't drink it tho
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    Re: Dear god.... it's espresso not expresso

    Quote Originally Posted by Bagnaj97 View Post
    You mean you haven't leveraged on-premise hyperconverged infrastructure to realise efficiency savings and lower TCO? *twitch*

    Time for another expresso.
    while I may have to murder you, because you ACTUALLY made me laugh on Z370 day, I will make it fast and clean

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zak33 View Post
    because you ACTUALLY made me laugh on Z370 day

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    Re: Dear god.... it's espresso not expresso

    Quote Originally Posted by Zak33 View Post
    blood is boiling!!!
    Careful, blood like coffee should be kept below boiling. You don't want to become bitter

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    I didn't realise chipsets were so stressful,unless an Intel representative happened to be in the building with a big stick!

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    Re: Dear god.... it's espresso not expresso

    Gah, why do you have to be so pacific?
    Grab that. Get that. Check it out. Bring that here. Grab anything useful. Take anything good.

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    Re: Dear god.... it's espresso not expresso

    Quote Originally Posted by Moby-Dick View Post
    It triggers me almost as much as people talking about "on-premise" IT
    You know my feelings on this. We should get Stevie Chambers on board and be the grumpy old men of tech.

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    Their is no dout - I definantly should of ordered a expresso

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