Bloody Parents

[DeludedGuy]

A seven year old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama today when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of the boy. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge awarded custody to his aunt.

The boy however confirmed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and refused to live there. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents the boy cried out that they beat him more than anyone.

Then in an unprecedented move, the judge dramatically allowed the boy to choose who should have custody of him.

In a final ruling yesterday, custody was granted to England Rugby Club as the boy firmly believes that they are not capable of beating anyone.

[Daymonkey]

lol good one mate
Shame that at the moment its true.

[ajbrun]

Nice 1 - and I don't even know anything about rugby!

[silent ben]

Very cruel, but extremly funny

[shiato storm]

lol

[Lee H]

ooooh, Mr Ross is so gonna love you for that you know ...

I'd get running now if I was you

[EvilMunky]

lol

[Tomahawk]

Lol. .nice joke. .When first started reading it I thought it was some kind of serious news story!. .lol

[Fresco]

I heard the exact same joke about the Australians straight after the world cup, funny how things have changed

[Knoxville]

lol nice