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    saw this yesterday morning made the rest of my day
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daymonkey
    sore

    Did it hurt?

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    Absolutely classic, well done MS!

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    I notice they didn't mention the term Micro$haft...

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    who'd have thought

    "It's important to remember that the leetspeek community encourages new forms and awards individual creativity, resulting in a dynamic written language that eludes conformity or consistency."

    one way to describe incomprehensible babble

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    ROFL. It's brilliant though. Who'd have thought MS would write osmething like that

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    That is quite amusing really. Obviously aimed at parents who bought a dell or PC world jobby. Then again I don't understand any of it. Too old and kranky.
    Not around too often!

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    Quote Originally Posted by David
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    Fixed ive been in a rush all day

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    Quote Originally Posted by Micro$oft
    "pwn": A typo-deliberate version of own, a slang term that means to dominate. This could also be spelled "0\/\/n3d" or "pwn3d," among other variations. Online video game bullies or "griefers" often use this term.
    New form of bullying invented by M$?

    :edit: "Kewl" is l33t sp34k? I'd better stop using it then...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Allen
    New form of bullying invented by M$?
    Not really the term "pwnz3d" "owned" and other varients have been used for a while ( in fact... it was used 4 times in an internal email today regarding a CS match we had last night )

    A few of the words are used by gamers in jest now and a few of the peeps that play CS might have seen people saying r0x0r but nowadays its in jest rather than seriously.

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    cue voice over in dead-pan american accent of 1960's sex ed. videos...
    Quote Originally Posted by microsoft leetspeak guide
    \o/: A common interjection, analogous to "woohoo!"
    they really know how to make a good thing seem less good don't they

    so now thanks to MS everyone is going to be using this tawdry excuse for the written language. cheers guys, thanks for coming :
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    Saying "pwn" or whatever is not a bullying term is it?!?!?!

    It just means "we did well" doesn't it?

    There had "owned" etc linked to this page!!!!
    http://www.microsoft.com/athome/secu.../griefers.mspx

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    Quote Originally Posted by ajbrun
    Saying "pwn" or whatever is not a bullying term is it?!?!?!

    It just means "we did well" doesn't it?

    There had "owned" etc linked to this page!!!!
    http://www.microsoft.com/athome/secu.../griefers.mspx
    I think it's more the 'I pwned j00'...

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    OMFG!!!!!11112222

    0\/\/N3d.....microshaft dunt have a cl00!!!!!!!
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    LMAO. We know enough about this to correct Microsoft. Says it all really :rofl:
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